#2
Alright, but I got to warn you, it's a little racy...


Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get to the other side.
#3
Dude, you are a sick person ^
So that with good courage we say, “The Lord is my helper. I will not fear. What can man do to me?”

-Hebrews 13:6
#4
How does a redneck girl know when her mother is on her period?

When her brother's dick starts tasting funny.
hide your kids, hide your wife.

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#7
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree?


1 dead baby in 10 trees.
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#8
What's the best part about f-cking an 8 year old?


Hearing the pelvis crack...
Listen to jazz, it'll make you a better guitar player.


Whatever you do, stay creative
#10
Jokes You Would Go to Hell for Telling Thread?
I pride myself on my humility.
#11
Whats the difference between a Corvette and 10 headless black babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
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"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#12
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Jokes You Would Go to Hell for Telling Thread?


I was just thinking this when the same 10 baby killing/raping jokes came in...
#15
How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off of it's head.


What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
#16
Not a fan of dead baby jokes. Anything else goes though

None of these are originally mine.

Holocaust, the Musical. Putting the 'sing' back into ethnic cleansing

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I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

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I'm not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo.

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A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war.

The librarian replies, "**** off, you'll lose it."

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So a black couple have had a white baby, genetic experts baffled! I think I can work it out for them, they clearly stole it.
#18
Quote by RU Experienced?
How is one dead baby worse than ten dead babies?

Little pieces of it are everywhere.
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#19
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Little pieces of it are everywhere.

That would serve to help it biodegrade faster than a whole baby. Plus nine babies are spared. Plus it wouldn't smell as bad as having ten rotting baby corpses in one concentrated area.

You really didn't think this joke through.
#20
Quote by RU Experienced?
That would serve to help it biodegrade faster than a whole baby. Plus nine babies are spared. Plus it wouldn't smell as bad as having ten rotting baby corpses in one concentrated area.

You really didn't think this joke through.

Well, thats like. Your opinion, man.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#21
Quote by RU Experienced?
That would serve to help it biodegrade faster than a whole baby. Plus nine babies are spared. Plus it wouldn't smell as bad as having ten rotting baby corpses in one concentrated area.

You really didn't think this joke through.

I lol'd.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#22
What's the best thing about ****ing 23 year olds?

There's twenty of them........

Studies have shown the most women kiss with there eyes shut.............that's why so many rapists aren't found
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#24
So a man walks into an abortion clinic and asks for a coathanger...
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#25
There's a thread called 'Jokes you're going to hell for' or something with these jokes in.