#1
www.superspyomatic.us/

Ever wondered what that bastard of a neighbor is doing behind your back? Do you have suspicions that your "normal" Muslim neighbor is an international terrorist?

Confirm your suspicions.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#3
As a child, that crazy bitch next door refused to ride merry-go-rounds unless they had CAMELS.

Hm. Makes sense to me.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#4
"ICOG hates freedom so much, ICOG doesn't even own a semi-automatic assault weapon"

Clearly this thing speaks the truth, I don't own a semi-automatic assault weapon.
So come on in
it ain't no sin
take off your skin
and dance around in your bones

#5
As a child, Cody refused to ride merry-go-rounds unless they had CAMELS.


Damn that thing is good.
Sail upon the open skies
#8
Big Boss downloaded an MP3 remix of The Bangle's pro-terrorist Islamic hymn "Walk Like An Egyptian."
#9
thank you very much valennic, because of you i now know that "Barack Obama masturbates to Al Jazeera."
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#10
"There's a crude prison tattoo of Osama bin Laden's face on Barack Obama's taint!"


i lol'd.
Sail upon the open skies
#12
Kensai once bought a "Learn to Belly Dance" VHS tape at a flea market.
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#14
I'm shocked . That one time I fapped to Al Jazeera I was pretty sure nobody was looking.
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I remember when I was really young, I had a wet dream in which i was being dragged along an urban countryside by a pickup truck.

Don't ask me I have no idea how the hell it happened.




To Me:

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I love you
#15
Quote by kevC4
Nick, stop spying at me




*throws down binoculars*

No

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#16
loudog93 prefers Middle Eastern "hummus" to All-American Lipton onion dip.

this is true. i love hummus.
#17
"Fassa Albrecht once maxed out a Visa Platinum card buying sex toys on HornyTerrorSluts.com."
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#19
Osama Bin Laden once visited a website that had a link to an anti-war blog.

I knew he was up to no good!
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#20
George Bush once spoke with a Sudanese telemarketer for 17 seconds
RIP Tom Searle.
#21
My girlfriend bookmarked the website Beheading-Christian-Toddlers-Then-Barbecuing-Their-Corpses.com.

Kinky.
R.I.P. PAUL GILBERT

You will be missed...
#22
There's a crude prison tattoo of Osama bin Laden's face on Matt's taint!

...


all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way