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#1
Today's my birthday. I've been 20 years old for about 10 minutes now.

My best friend moves outta town for school the day after my birthday, so me and him are gonna hang out for his last day here. Play guitar, go to a pool hall, food, try to get bitches, maybe watch a movie, masturbate to iCarly, etc. Coincidentally I get my paycheck on my birthday, so that'll be tight.

Any suggestions on what else I should do with my friend for my birthday?

Also, if I don't have the UG popularity to have my own birthday thread like Kensai, Coreysmonster, etc. just let me know and I'll delete the thread.

In celebration of my birthday, the song of my birthday will be Boards Of Canada's "Dawn Chorus" off of Geogaddi (Link in Pic).

#3
Happy birthday bro! I got you a philosoraptor
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#4
Happy b'day bro. You should drink one beer an hour for twenty hours.
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#5
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masturbate to iCarly

I would do unspeakable things to that girl
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"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#6
im surprised you had to make your own thread about this. also if you made your own birthday thread i hate you.

EDIT: ^ which one are you talking about? I'd totally do the blonde one but the other one is just meh
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...but the rape never came
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#8
happy birthday, young one.

your plan sounds nice. go with that. masturbate to Full House episodes instead.
#9
You're the person who makes interesting threads.

I got you a ziploc bag as a way of thanking you.

I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#10
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happy birthday, young one.

your plan sounds nice. go with that. masturbate to Full House episodes instead.


You got it dude.

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#13
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EDIT: ^ which one are you talking about? I'd totally do the blonde one but the other one is just meh

That blonde **** is annoying.
And I know the brunette isn't that hot, but something about her..
then, then there's Hermione
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"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#14
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That blonde **** is annoying.
And I know the brunette isn't that hot, but something about her..
then, then there's Hermione


this
#15
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masturbate to iCarly


what else could possibly be better than that? that should keep you busy all day
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#16


I got you hot women.



A hot car.


And the library of congress.

Happy birthday

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#17
Happy birthday!

I got you some lava lamps,

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And something to ensure that you enjoy them more:

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#18
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And something to ensure that you enjoy them more:

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Just an example of something you could put in your new ziploc bag. Other potential contents include gravel, coins or milk. The possibilities are literally endless.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#19
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That blonde **** is annoying.
And I know the brunette isn't that hot, but something about her..
then, then there's Hermione

The whole shows annoying but your last point does make a strong argument.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#21
Happy birthday.
I got you a black girl to sing Happy Birthday is that strange, soulful black way.



Haaaaappy birth day toooo yooou haaapppy biiiiirthday haaaappy birthday tooo yoooou
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
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#22
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Happy birthday.
I got you a black girl to sing Happy Birthday is that strange, soulful black way.



Haaaaappy birth day toooo yooou haaapppy biiiiirthday haaaappy birthday tooo yoooou

dude, I know that girl.

her name's Gigi.



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You got it dude.


I was thinking more along the lines of

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#23
Happy birthday!

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
Happy birthday! I got some cake, but it turns out it was a lie so I'm saying happy birthday now.


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sheeeeeeiiit no
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#28
Look, if we're talking about hot girls from 80s-90s sitcoms, Becky Connor (#2) from Roseanne played by Sarah Chalke is the winner:

#30
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dude


Oh shit.

NO WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE EDIT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
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#32
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Oh shit.

NO WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE EDIT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW


no

don't want to get banned for nipplz
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#33
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no

don't want to get banned for nipplz

I quoted it, I woulda gone down with ya
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#37
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Christina Applegate naked??


lol nah, but you could see them through her shirt and UG is pretty strict on that sometimes.

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I quoted it, I woulda gone down with ya


Yeah, but I can't go 45 days (or more) without mah UG
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#38
Happy Birthday. I got you this steampunk.
Godin LG Signature
Samick UM-3
Ibanez Exotic Wood Series Acoustic- Burled Maple
Ibanez Artcore AWD-82
Ibanez ART-300
G&L Tribute series S-500
Squier Bullet special
Cameo Hollowbody
SX tele with neck p90

Peavey XXX Super 40 EFX
#39
Happy Birthday!

What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#40

Have fun man.

Also am I the only one that thinks that she looks fucked up in that pic?
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