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#1
It isn't all the time, but it is especially the ones that are going a bit brown... this has been happening since forever... and it's mainly when I just finish eating it
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#2
Cus you put them in too far.


But seriously, sounds like a reaction.

I cough / get an itchy throat when I eat Oranges. Hence why I don't eat them anymore, lol.
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#5
Work on your gag reflex.
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#7
not even with a 40ft pole
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#8
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Mint flavoured gum makes me sneeze.


I haven't had gum for a while, but yeah that happened to me too at times!

And that "let me google that for you" is epic!
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#11
bananas are an excellent source of potassium, according to one of my friends.
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#12
It means he thinks you're using "eating a banana" as a metaphor for "sucking a dick".
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#13
Stop practicing your deepthroat technique with bananas...........even worse, stop doing it with brown ones
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#14
Quote by metacarpi
It means he thinks you're using "eating a banana" as a metaphor for "sucking a dick".


Oh . No way xD

^ and to the above post... racist!
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#16
When they go a little brown they're ripening. Make of that what you will.
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#17
@ Paramore I am not a racist.............. I just think we should all have one as a foot stool
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#18
Quote by slash_GNR666
Stop practicing your deepthroat technique with bananas...........even worse, stop doing it with brown ones

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#19
I'd cough from your banana.
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#20
Quote by slash_GNR666
@ Paramore I am not a racist.............. I just think we should all have one as a foot stool


I'll let the poster below you to run this one
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#21
My god TS why would you even ask the Pit for help with this problem?
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#22
Quote by deathdrummer
My god TS why would you even ask the Pit for help with this problem?


...I didn't realise until somebody mentioned it.
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#23
Safe to say your banana woes shall not be solved today, not after this
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#24
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Safe to say your banana woes shall not be solved today, not after this

I hope this thread doesnt get TS bannaned
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#25
How big was this banana?
If it was brown it was probably 12 inches.
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#26
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How big was this banana?
If it was brown it was probably 12 inches.

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#27
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I hope this thread doesnt get TS bannaned


If it does, you could also apeel against the decision
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#28
This $hit is bananas!!!!!!!!!
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#29
Quote by deathdrummer
This $hit is bananas!!!!!!!!!


Is that why it was brown?
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#30
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
How big was this banana?
If it was brown it was probably 12 inches.


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#31
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
I hope this thread doesnt get TS bannaned

That's an awful joke and I laughed like an idiot at it.
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#32
Quote by asator

Here lies The Joke.
2010 - When this guy posted

R.I.P.

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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#33
Quote by slash_GNR666
Is that why it was brown?


I going to take a wild guess and say yes.
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#35
Ohh dear, that does sound horrible.

Well now that you know the evil powers they possess...
Stay away from bananas!
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#36
Probably a reaction. My girlfriend is allergic to them, and kiwis too. Makes her throat all itchy. That's probably what you have.
#37
Don't listen to anybody, they're all wrong. It's actually the banana pixies. Most people have developed an immunity to them, but it looks like you're one of the unlucky ones. They hide in bananas, and as you're swallowing they come out with tiny little pickaxes and shovels and hardhats with lights on them and mine your throat for the precious electrolytes that they need for survival.
#38
Quote by The Kush
Don't listen to anybody, they're all wrong. It's actually the banana pixies. Most people have developed an immunity to them, but it looks like you're one of the unlucky ones. They hide in bananas, and as you're swallowing they come out with tiny little pickaxes and shovels and hardhats with lights on them and mine your throat for the precious electrolytes that they need for survival.


That... that was a work of Genius!

And wow, some epic banana puns in this thread...

I'm guessing it's these little guys... they must come in small packs every now and again to attempt to take over humans... right?



Judging by some of the posts here it seems like I should stop eating bananas... but I can't I love them and I have them every day .
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#39
Quote by Paramore.
That... that was a work of Genius!

Why thanks! I think that might find its way into my sig.
#40
don't worry, they make me cough too.
you're not alone..
I seem to have difficulty absorbing potassium.
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