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#1
Does anyone on here know someone called Noah? I know 3 but I realise Noah is quite a rare name and that is an exception.

inb4 yes
#3
Yeah, fucker wouldn't let me get onboard his ship.
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#6
I know someone who named their kids Noah and Eve.


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#7
A guy named Noah used to live on my street, played drums.

He was a douche.
#8
You mean the guy with the horn-rimmed glasses?

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#9
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A guy named Noah used to live on my street, played drums.

He was a douche.

All drummers are douchbags man, it's a known fact.
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#10
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I know someone who named their kids Noah and Eve.


CHRISTIANITY


Clearly not very devoted Christians if they linked Noah and Eve.
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#11
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FLMAO!!!!!


Please never do this again. And No.
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#13
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Clearly not very devoted Christians if they linked Noah and Eve.

Maybe they didn't want their kids sexing each other?

Anyway, I do.

EDIT: I do know a Noah. I don't want my kids sexing each other, just to make that clear.
#15
Unfortunately, the kid's a dickhead.


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#16
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You mean the guy with the horn-rimmed glasses?

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heroes..?
#17
I have a cousin called Noah
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#18
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heroes..?


Yes.

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#21
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Yeah, I knew a Noah once.

...

This thread is horrible.


Yeah... ju5t 1iek ur moms t1t5 and/or ass
#22
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Yes.

Here's your cookie.


nah, i'm good, that resembles a foetus too much to be considered edible.
#23
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Yeah... ju5t 1iek ur moms t1t5 and/or ass



We have a dumbass here people, SOUND THE ALARM.
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#24
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Clearly not very devoted Christians if they linked Noah and Eve.

nah, they didnt want to be cliche
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#25
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We have a dumbass here people, SOUND THE ALARM.


Trust me, it's a joke I am not actually the sort of person who types like that because my life is so hectic I need a faster to spell nor do I type like that because I think its cool.
#27
I noah Noah.
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#28
Yes.
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#29
My cousin.

Then again Biblical names are fairly common in certain regions of the US.
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#30
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Yeah, fucker wouldn't let me get onboard his ship.


That's cause god hates freaks.


He didn't let me on either.
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#31
Yeah. The motherfucker made me sleep with the pigs on his ark.
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#32
I know one. My friend's brother.
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#33
I can think of at least two people I know named Noah off the top of my head.
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#34
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Yeah, fucker wouldn't let me get onboard his ship.

Then how are you still here??? You must have treaded water for quite some time...

On topic: I used to, he was older than his brother by about 2 years and about a foot shorter. (Keep in mind this was in 3rd grade.)
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#37
I don't know what's worse the fact that someone made this thread, or that i knew it would be terrible yet i still came in here and posted in it...
#39
Yep.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
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#40
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nor do I type like that because I think its cool.


So you did it because...? You obviously thought it was cool to pretend to be a dick/troll.

I do not No of a Noah.
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