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#1
So after watching an episode Avatar where they were saying Haikus, I thought about making a thread where people can write haikus about whatever they want, it can be what happened today it can be the cheesecake you ate and how awesome it was.

Let's see your creativity at work pit.

If anyone doesnt remember haikus are 3 lines which have 5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables.

It is very hot,
I am now using a fan,
It isnt helping.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#4
This is very dumb.
I believe this has been done.
Oh well, I don't care.
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#8
Haikus are boring
I like sudokus better
the numbers are hard
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Listen to me and Jameh muck about on a podcast
as if you have anything better to do.


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#9
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Those are very old,
They are all from last year bro,
It doesnt matter.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#10
If I remember right, I wrote one about ChucklesMginty once.


Oh, the great ChucklesMginty.
I know a girl with the surname of Printy.
This Limericks unrelated,
Happy birthday belated,
Boy, my breath sure smells minty!


Wait. That is a limerick. Am I the only one who reads limericks in an Irish accent?
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#11
I dont like haikus.
Who the fuck enjoys haikus?
I, for one, do not.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#12
Man stands at the tracks
Old and infirm, time's up
He lays down, whistle blows
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can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

A mod makes a joke and hi-jacks a thread...

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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
Last edited by Metalology at Aug 18, 2010,
#15
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Those are very old,
They are all from last year bro,
It doesnt matter.


Fair play, G flat A
Diminished D flat power
chord minor seventh
#16
Quote by toxictaipan
Haiku's are great fun,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.


I've always wanted that tee shirt.


Another dead poet,
Dull, unimaginative.
Lines scream pretention
Last edited by benonbass1 at Aug 18, 2010,
#17
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
So after watching an episode Avatar where they were saying Haikus


that part was funny, where sokka made those haikus, but then he ****ed up
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#20
Quote by rjdusa
Are they limited to the only 3-5-3 or can the pattern repeat like so:

"One more day
Then I won't come back"
I doubt it.

The next day
I am in here again.
Will I leave?

Years pass by.
I have become stuck
In the Pit.

This holds true
For most of us here.
Pit-monkeys


Its 5-7-5 not 3-5-3.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#21
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7


It is very hot,
I am now using a fan,
It isnt helping.


dude!! this +1 the temperature in my dorm is like 95 degrees!

I have the fan on and it is really not workin.
Last edited by Axim Bassist at Aug 18, 2010,
#24
Quote by Funk-E-Munk
i think your thread should
be reported because it
is ****ing rubbish
Quote by DieGarbageMan
can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

A mod makes a joke and hi-jacks a thread...

Quote by paintITblack39
usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#26
Quote by Jon777
Necrophilia!
Necrophilia, I say!
Necrophilia!


You are so funny
I don't think I can forget
How epic you are
#27
Quote by Funk-E-Munk
i think your thread should
be reported because it
is ****ing rubbish


I belive you suck,
You such in more ways then one,
You suck a penis.


Jon
That was still epic.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#28
Quote by Funk-E-Munk
i think your thread should
be reported because it
is ****ing rubbish


that's not very nice, this thread is pretty damn cool, not rubbish at all
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#30
This thread should become
A place for conversing with
The art of Haiku.
Tell me, who is this?
It's Mr. Lemon...
What are you doing here?
I'm off to the cupboard, where I keep the bodies...
Bad Mr. Lemon, bad lemon.
#31
Quote by TheBobMan
This thread should become
A place for conversing with
The art of Haiku.


Sentences That Run
Into an entire Haiku
Aren't really Haikus
#32
Quote by TheBobMan
This thread should become
A place for conversing with
The art of Haiku.

I do so agree
This will be the best thread here
We are f*cking cool
#34
My view of the Pit:
So i herd u liek Mudkips
Yes and Line 6 amps
Bayside - Duality
Aesop Rock - Bazooka Tooth
Horse the Band - The Mechanical Hand
Dillinger Escape Plan - One of Us is the Killer
Common - Be
#35
Designed a pedalboard
I could not fine a good case
Purchasing one, now
#37
Quote by Bearded_Seth
Sentences That Run
Into an entire Haiku
Aren't really Haikus


A mistake by me
I am deeply upset
Time to end it all.
Tell me, who is this?
It's Mr. Lemon...
What are you doing here?
I'm off to the cupboard, where I keep the bodies...
Bad Mr. Lemon, bad lemon.
#38
Quote by ibanezsa2214
My view of the Pit:
So i herd u liek Mudkips
Yes and Line 6 amps

You win this thread now
With that cool haiku of yours
Mine is only shit
#39
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Its 5-7-5 not 3-5-3.


Ya realized that a little too late. Redone:

"Just one more day here,
Before I leave here for good."
I lie to myself.

The next day has come
And I am here like always.
Will I ever leave?

Days keep going by.
I am doomed to stay in here,
With the Pit-monkeys

Same message, little shorter, still think we all can relate ...
Last edited by rjdusa at Aug 18, 2010,
#40
Quote by Jon777
Alternatively, there's...

Necrophilia!
Necrophiles absolutely
Love to bone dead guys!



You really like necrophilia I see

I ate a cheesecake,
It had cheese all over it,
It was very good.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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