#1
One of the coolest prizes ever from a UG sponsored contest?


One that is coming up that stands out to me is that trio of Wechter acoustics, I mean, not 1 or 2, but 3 acoustics!
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#2
Shhhhh... Don't say this too loud, but nobody actually wins those contests. It's true! They're only there to draw people in! I swear it's true!
#3
Quote by KG6_Steven
Shhhhh... Don't say this too loud, but nobody actually wins those contests. It's true! They're only there to draw people in! I swear it's true!

I honestly would not be surprised if that's true.
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#4
You fool, why'd you mention that contest. I was hoping to enter and win due to nobody else entering. You cvnt!
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#6
Quote by TheQuailman
I liked the one where they were giving away Russian prostitutes for free.

that wasnt a contest
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#7
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
that wasnt a contest


Yeh, that was just a Sanctioned UG Meetup.
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#8
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
that wasnt a contest

What do you mean? I had to beat five guys to death to get my prostitutes. It that is not a contest, nothing is.
#9
Quote by TheQuailman
What do you mean? I had to beat five guys to death to get my prostitutes. It that is not a contest, nothing is.

i dont think those prostitutes were free
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#10
Quote by KG6_Steven
Shhhhh... Don't say this too loud, but nobody actually wins those contests. It's true! They're only there to draw people in! I swear it's true!


i think they are a load of rubbish and just a usele-


i TOM 1.0 won one of those once!

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#11
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
i dont think those prostitutes were free

Sure they were. They had gifts!

The Clap
Gonorrhea
Syph

..and the list of gifts goes on and on.
#12
^Gifts that keep on giving!
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
i dont think those prostitutes were free

Obviously not, they were tied up and gagged in the trunk of a car.