#1
Ok, so i was pretty drunk last night and talk this girl home and ****ed her. I waited til she left before I got up and then I realised she had been on her period and I'm guessing she had just started. The stain has gone through to the matress. Has this happened to anyone else and what should I do to get rid off the stain?
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Quote by Crillz
Ok, so i was pretty drunk last night and talk this girl home and ****ed her. I waited til she left before I got up and then I realised she had been on her period and I'm guessing she had just started. The stain has gone through to the matress. Has this happened to anyone else and what should I do to get rid off the stain?

throw away the mattress, burn it in fact, period blood is poisonous to men

EDIT: make sure you collect some in a vial first, you never know when period blood could be an important potion reagent!
#6
It's like when you get a pasta sauce stain on a shirt.

You just gotta suck that stain out, broseph.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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