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#1
Waited a long time for this...

UG, meet your newest Community member. My son graced us with his arrival on Monday, August 12.

Everybody, meet Hendrix. Yup. That's his first name.

No pressure or anything.

Cheers,

J.
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#2
You cruel bastard. Hendrix is genuinely a stupid name for a child, think of how much he's going to have the piss taken out of him when he grows up.
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#5
how could you do that to such a baby? he doesnt even look like me. Which in fact have been told for years i look like Hendrix.


this baby is getting a shit load of criticism. I feel you baby.


Right between those thighs. >.>
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#8
Congrats man, and dont listen to the shit everyone is giving you for naming your son hendrix
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#9
Hendrix? Seriously? I mean if you named him Jimi, that would've been better.
#11
He's so cute!
but yeah Monday was the 16th...

But he's still adorable!#


I want one now, someone make babies with me please?
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#12
Quote by MakinLattes
August 12th was a Thursday.

This.

Also, Hendrix? Grow the fuck up.

I don't even believe you have a son, I think this thread is pure lies
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#13
Quote by MakinLattes
August 12th was a Thursday.


Correct of course. That is the lack of sleep. I just got a minute to post this and didn't even proof it...


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#14
Ton of insensitivity going on in this thread.

Hendrix is a fine name. He won't get ragged on, he'll probably be praised, especially if he takes to guitar.
Kids only really get picked on if their name rhymes with something dirty.

Congrats!
#15
what a shit name. you dont name a kid things you think are cool.
Everyone thinks you're a dick. How old are you anyway? like 16?
Might as well name him Slipkn0t with a zero.
I don't mean to be hard man but really, change it. It's worse than getting a tattoo of Hendrix on your forehead.

^^^
Dude, we're just saying the truth. It's probably one of the worst names to name your kid.
And it rhymes with appendix, mendixs, henprix, menchix.
I could go on....

edit: Seriously though, you failed at being a father. You never did what was in the best interest for your child, you just named him like an accessory you can talk about.
What a shame. Good luck little man.
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#16
I'm gonna name my first child l0lz!!!1!!1
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#17
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Ton of insensitivity going on in this thread.

Hendrix is a fine name. He won't get ragged on, he'll probably be praised, especially if he takes to guitar.
Kids only really get picked on if their name rhymes with something dirty.

Congrats!

Kids get ragged on if you can add "the faggot" after their name.
#18
Quote by OddOneOut
He's so cute!
but yeah Monday was the 16th...

But he's still adorable!#


I want one now, someone make babies with me please?

Nobody else read this?

>_>

What's the catch?

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Ton of insensitivity going on in this thread.

Hendrix is a fine name. He won't get ragged on, he'll probably be praised, especially if he takes to guitar.
Kids only really get picked on if their name rhymes with something dirty.

Congrats!

No, he'll get absolutely bent over for that name.

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Correct of course. That is the lack of sleep. I just got a minute to post this and didn't even proof it...

So you don't even know what day your kid was born on because you're tired?

I call bullshit.
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#19
I already know a kid called Hendrix, pretty cool name imo.

Congrats All the best babies are born in August
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#20
Quote by JHS
Correct of course. That is the lack of sleep. I just got a minute to post this and didn't even proof it...

your story is full of holes.

you should return that baby to his proper parents immediately.
#21
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Nobody else read this?

>_>

What's the catch?


No, he'll get absolutely bent over for that name.


So you don't even know what day your kid was born on because you're tired?

I call bullshit.

The catch is, that means you're a father.

To be fair, I was dead certain it was wednesday when it was tuesday. I knew it was the 17th, but I thought it was wednesday. I wasn't even tired.
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#22
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Grow out of your childish obsession with rock stars.


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Also, Hendrix? Grow the fuck up.

I don't even believe you have a son, I think this thread is pure lies


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You cruel bastard. Hendrix is genuinely a stupid name for a child, think of how much he's going to have the piss taken out of him when he grows up.


Hmm. Interesting. Well, seeing as how I don't know you people and you know nothing about me, it is probably a waste of my time to point out what kind of imbecile, assholes you are, but I'll do it anyway because I'm tired and feeling punchy.

My wife and I lost a baby before having this one. We are happy, and proud, and glad we found an interesting, unique name that both sounds good to her German heritage (sounds like Hendrick, a relatively common German name), AND gets to pay homage to a revolutionary man and musician. Neither one of us is "obsessed" with much, and certainly not rock stars.

So to you jackasses who felt it appropriate to insult us, go F yourself.

Thanks!


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'95 Gibson Les Paul Standard
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#23
Kids in this generation will barely recognize the name Jimi Hendrix. Even if they do, who cares, it's a good name. Calm down everyone.


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#24
^

Edit: Ninja'd.

I have to say, I don't recognise the name Jimmy Hendrix
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
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#25
Did you actually name him after Hendrix, or did you and your lady just like the name?
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#26
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Hmm. Interesting. Well, seeing as how I don't know you people and you know nothing about me, it is probably a waste of my time to point out what kind of imbecile, assholes you are, but I'll do it anyway because I'm tired and feeling punchy.

My wife and I lost a baby before having this one. We are happy, and proud, and glad we found an interesting, unique name that both sounds good to her German heritage (sounds like Hendrick, a relatively common German name), AND gets to pay homage to a revolutionary man and musician. Neither one of us is "obsessed" with much, and certainly not rock stars.

So to you jackasses who felt it appropriate to insult us, go F yourself.

Thanks!

Couldn't you have found a name that doesn't make you sound like attention seeking, baby accessorising, irresponsible parents?
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#27
Quote by JHS
Hmm. Interesting. Well, seeing as how I don't know you people and you know nothing about me, it is probably a waste of my time to point out what kind of imbecile, assholes you are, but I'll do it anyway because I'm tired and feeling punchy.

My wife and I lost a baby before having this one. We are happy, and proud, and glad we found an interesting, unique name that both sounds good to her German heritage (sounds like Hendrick, a relatively common German name), AND gets to pay homage to a revolutionary man and musician. Neither one of us is "obsessed" with much, and certainly not rock stars.

So to you jackasses who felt it appropriate to insult us, go F yourself.

Thanks!

Than call him "Hendricks."
#28
Quote by JHS
Hmm. Interesting. Well, seeing as how I don't know you people and you know nothing about me, it is probably a waste of my time to point out what kind of imbecile, assholes you are, but I'll do it anyway because I'm tired and feeling punchy.

My wife and I lost a baby before having this one. We are happy, and proud, and glad we found an interesting, unique name that both sounds good to her German heritage (sounds like Hendrick, a relatively common German name), AND gets to pay homage to a revolutionary man and musician. Neither one of us is "obsessed" with much, and certainly not rock stars.

So to you jackasses who felt it appropriate to insult us, go F yourself.

Thanks!


That's like me calling my child Viking because of Scandanavian ancestry and because they were a revolutionary group of people. Just rename him something sensible like Geoff or Bro'nique.
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#30
Quote by OddOneOut
He's so cute!
but yeah Monday was the 16th...

But he's still adorable!#


I want one now, someone make babies with me please?

I've got a baby maker going spare

EDIT: Everyone should just leave this guy alone. He's free to name his kid whatever he wants, if you disagree with it, that's fine but don't go and insult him and his new family. You can keep thoughts to yourself ya know?

Really cute kid man, all the best
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#31
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Kids in this generation will barely recognize the name Jimi Hendrix. Even if they do, who cares, it's a good name. Calm down everyone.


EDIT: ↓ You swine

This,

it's better then my name
kyle,
name's ****ing everywhere.

No one in his elementary school will recognise the name sides the teachers.

I'm naming my daughter (if i ever have one) Hayzlynn, maybe spelled Hazelynn. Like hayley mixed with katelynn. Everyone thinks is a cool/pretty name.
#32
Quote by genghisgandhi
Than call him "Hendricks."



Agreed, after all. there is sure to be some on famous with that name.

i mean ocme on, Wiki has over 50 entries just for Hendricks alone. Rly?
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#33
Quote by genghisgandhi
Than call him "Hendricks."

But then it doesn't have a cool unique 'x'.
Btw I'm putting a bet on his next child.

iChild.
Lower case i, capital c.


also, it's 'then' not 'than'.
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#34
Quote by stratkat
This,

it's better then my name
kyle,
name's ****ing everywhere.

No one in his elementary school will recognise the name sides the teachers.

I'm naming my daughter (if i ever have one) Hayzlynn, maybe spelled Hazelynn. Like hayley mixed with katelynn. Everyone thinks is a cool/pretty name.


If you use that name, use the second spelling :P The first looks kinda weird.
kthxbai.
#35
Congrats man! I as well think that Hendrix is a cool name; don't listen to those bastards.
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#36
ITT: Noses where they don't belong.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#37
Quote by GaijinFoot
what a shit name. you dont name a kid things you think are cool.
Everyone thinks you're a dick. How old are you anyway? like 16?
Might as well name him Slipkn0t with a zero.
I don't mean to be hard man but really, change it. It's worse than getting a tattoo of Hendrix on your forehead.

I apologize for everything I just said. I suck at life and I have nothing better to do than be an E-baddass on da internetz. Turns out my father abandoned me when I was a child and I was raised by my 2 moms (who are hard core softball playing/unhot lesbians who ironically are very conservative republicans) I wish you the best with your newborn son.

P.S. Hendrix is a fine name, in fact I'm going to name my first born Hendrix... Before I put him up for adoption b/c of my meth addiction.



Fixed!!!

Way to be the bigger man in seeing your wrong doings!
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#38
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ITT: Dude makes thread about his baby and then says he doesn't give a **** about what the users think.



Edit: By the way, you honestly couldn't see this coming?
kthxbai.
#39
Quote by JHS
Hmm. Interesting. Well, seeing as how I don't know you people and you know nothing about me, it is probably a waste of my time to point out what kind of imbecile, assholes you are, but I'll do it anyway because I'm tired and feeling punchy.

My wife and I lost a baby before having this one. We are happy, and proud, and glad we found an interesting, unique name that both sounds good to her German heritage (sounds like Hendrick, a relatively common German name), AND gets to pay homage to a revolutionary man and musician. Neither one of us is "obsessed" with much, and certainly not rock stars.

So to you jackasses who felt it appropriate to insult us, go F yourself.

Thanks!

Well that sucks, but having a sob story doesn't make me an asshole, especially if I didn't knwo about it before. So you can stop giving me that.

And when you come out with "I just called my son Hendrix after a dead musician ", it makes you sound pretty immature to me.

I assure you I am neither an imbecile or an asshole.
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The catch is, that means you're a father.

To be fair, I was dead certain it was wednesday when it was tuesday. I knew it was the 17th, but I thought it was wednesday. I wasn't even tired.



As for the Tuesday / Wednesday thing, don't you think you'd remember the days better if something lifechangingly important happened on one of them? Liiiike....having your first child? I mean come on, he was out by 4 days, it does kind of arouse suspicion.
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#40
God, you people are assholes.


Why do you feel the need to correct what he named his own child? It's not like he named him Hitler A. Dolf or something like that. I think its a good name, and can't see why you people care so much.

You people have some serious issues to think you can tell someone what to name their baby.