#1
If they were like the rest of us they'd be considered batshit insane.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38719231/ns/business-small_business/?gt1=43001
I am vaguely aware of her father as one of the reasons we now elect our senators rather than appointing them but I had no idea he had a child still living.
Interesting story.
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#2
when she dies, maybe her houses will be turned into tourist attractions.

hopefully the properties are filled with secret rooms and various traps. like a video game. and, when touring, you would have to put on a costume, and choose a weapon.

in some area, like right in front of a save point, they can roll out her corpse and mime her saying, "Release the hounds!"
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#3
thats some crazy bs. she should get a husband
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#4
They should use the money to help pay for college educations! Mine.
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thats some crazy bs. she should get a husband

I'm working on it.
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#6
I ****ing love them. There's one locally who claims he's the king of Denmark. And dresses in different fancy dress outfits every day, smokes crack, and scares people.
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i hear she likes older men. you get what im saying?
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#8
How Dickensian.

This is more sad than fun, which is what I was expecting. Still interesting.
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i hear she likes older men. you get what im saying?

I'm half her age. Wow that's scary.

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How Dickensian.

This is more sad than fun, which is what I was expecting. Still interesting.

Mss Havisham. I kept reading to see when Pip entered the story.
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#11
this is when you consider adoption...
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I'm half her age. Wow that's scary.

yup. imagine when you're in bed

is it really worth the money?
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this is when you consider adoption...

I've been trying to adopt a hundred year old billionaire for decades. I'll keep trying.
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yup. imagine when you're in bed

is it really worth the money?

A couple billion would buy a lot of viagra.
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real manly men dont use viagra
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Mss Havisham. I kept reading to see when Pip entered the story.
She's a better Dicken's character than he could have ever came up with.

Who would have thought that a daughter of the dour senator's second marriage, born in 1906 when the 67-year-old's red whiskers had turned white and he was mostly deaf, would still be alive 171 years after his birth?


This is mind boggling.
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I suspect even the most virile of us would need some help to consummate our nuptials with a 104 year old bride.
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This is mind boggling.

It truly is. And that story is full of little nuggets that boggle the mind.
Apparently there is going to be more tomorrow.
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It truly is. And that story is full of little nuggets that boggle the mind.
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I'll forget.
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#20
That was a VERY interesting read. So rich, yet wastes it and is in no position to be in charge of that money, not even to give authority to lawyers. Yet without it, she would've been dead a long time ago from not being cared for and from the change in the world. She's kept everything the same.

#21
^There is an air of melancholy about the entire thing yet I can't find any sympathy for her. Just a bit of bemusement.

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^There is an air of melancholy about the entire thing yet I can't find any sympathy for her. Just a bit of bemusement.

She's 104 and probably near death. she's got money but nothing to spend it on. she has almost no one to care for her.

the facts speak for themselves
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#23
So, is she in a nursing home or something? It'd be impressive if she was still spry at that age.
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She's 104 and probably near death. she's got money but nothing to spend it on. she has almost no one to care for her.

the facts speak for themselves

She's been a fruitcake since the 1930s
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#25
And it's sort of funny how she's had generations of caretakers watch over her most likely waiting like vultures to get some of her estate once she died, then she outlives them through several generations.

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so have you but i aint complaining
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so have you but i aint complaining

That was actually funny.
Fuck you.
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That was actually funny.
Fuck you.

you're alright
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#29
Part 2 has been added to the link in the OP. For some reason it won't let me past it.
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#30
I think I got bored and stopped reading after the fifth or sixth use of the word 'protects' .
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#31
I wonder how much she would freak out if someone handed her an Ipad. Not that there's a right way to respond to seeing such a freakish sight, but I imagine it would be especially odd after 80 years locked away.
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I wonder how much she would freak out if someone handed her an Ipad. Not that there's a right way to respond to seeing such a freakish sight, but I imagine it would be especially odd after 80 years locked away.

I imagine she'd be pretty disappointed.

"80 years, and this is the best they could come up with? If only there was something that combined this with a typewriter."
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