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#1
Hey guys, today is my birthday. Yay.

Also, I have registered to be able to perform marriages on people (for shits and giggles) and am a legal ordained minister. Who wants to be married?
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#3
Big whoop. A bunch of us did that ages ago. There's a group.


Edit: Behold.
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#5
I want to be married to you.
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#6
It's my birthday too! (in 2 and a half hours)
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#7
Gay marriage or bust.
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#8
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Congratulations! whaddya mean married?

Like, I can marry two people together and it's legal in my state.
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#9
So does that mean this is like the e-married thread, only the marriages would be for realzies?
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#10
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So does that mean this is like the e-married thread, only the marriages would be for realzies?

Well, I'd need some marriage licenses. lol
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#11
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Hey guys, today is my birthday. Yay.

Also, I have registered to be able to perform marriages on people (for shits and giggles) and am a legal ordained minister. Who wants to be married?

Happy birthday! It's my birthday today too!
#12
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Happy birthday! It's my birthday today too!

How old are you? I'm 18.
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#13
Is it really that easy to be an ordained minister, or did you go through some sort of religious training you didn't tell us about?
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How old are you? I'm 18.

I'm 19. How'd you get ordained, out of curiosity?
#18
So all you have to do is register to be one? That's it? Wow...

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#19
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I'm 19. How'd you get ordained, out of curiosity?

Go on Cracked.com. There is an article about it. It actually is legal and recognized though.

You just fill out some small little sheet and bam you're registered.
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#20
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no. fail

edit:nevermind if you wanna marry it
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#21
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#22
Happy birthday, sir. I may need your services in about 3 years...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
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This thread is now about Alots.




Drop the Reverend's thread. As a member of the Cyber Police, Backtracing division, I can and will shoot.

On-topic, how exactly does one become a minister? Because that seems like something that'd be handy to just have the ability to do.

Edit: Read your edit. Sorry about that.
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#24
Quote by RockGuitar92
Go on Cracked.com. There is an article about it. It actually is legal and recognized though.

You just fill out some small little sheet and bam you're registered.

I was in the middle of Seanbaby's article and I didn't even make the connection between your post and Brockway's title. This is ridiculous!
#25
Can you marry people over the internets?
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#27
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#28
holy shit that was easy. apparently now i'm ordained too?
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#29
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Can you marry people over the internets?

You and Steak gonna make yours legit?
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#30
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holy shit that was easy. apparently now i'm ordained too?

Yes, we are now minister buddies.
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#31
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Yes, we are now minister buddies.


Do you have to be 18? Because if not I'm filling this out and finding a niche to make a killing off of. I need money.
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#32
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Yes, we are now minister buddies.

**** yeah!!
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#33
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Do you have to be 18? Because if not I'm filling this out and finding a niche to make a killing off of. I need money.

I'm not sure. Check the legal section.
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#34
Hmm...doesn't look like it, but this is a lot of legal jargon that I'm not very good with. Fortunately I have a relative who's a lawyer, I'll have her take a look this weekend, and if everything's good, I'll be official.
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#35
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Hmm...doesn't look like it, but this is a lot of legal jargon that I'm not very good with. Fortunately I have a relative who's a lawyer, I'll have her take a look this weekend, and if everything's good, I'll be official.

Yeah I really want to know about the whole "18 years old thing" too.

If you don't have to be, then consider me Reverend Crazy8rgood.
#36
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Hmm...doesn't look like it, but this is a lot of legal jargon that I'm not very good with. Fortunately I have a relative who's a lawyer, I'll have her take a look this weekend, and if everything's good, I'll be official.

I'm no law student, but as far as I can tell, this looks pretty legit.


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#37
Also.

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#38
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Hmm...doesn't look like it, but this is a lot of legal jargon that I'm not very good with. Fortunately I have a relative who's a lawyer, I'll have her take a look this weekend, and if everything's good, I'll be official.

I just googled it and I believe you have to be 18.

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Also.

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It was a typo. I'm not stupid. Just one of those things where you don't pay attention and type the wrong thing because they sound alike in your head.
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#39
I have now joined all of you in the elite path of priesthood.

Next stop, Popedom. Is there a site for that, too?
#40
Quote by RockGuitar92
I just googled it and I believe you have to be 18.


Oh well, this is what sending myself an email in a special archive labeled "Ministering stuff. Open on 18th birthday for legal reasons" is for.
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