#1
Other than pigs and turkey, what sort of animals make for good bacon? I wonder if bears make for good bacon, if at all. Any suggestions would be appreciated, and I will do my best to acquire said animals and turn them into bacon.
#2
your mother............ sorry man I really can't give you an answer
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#3
turkey makes shitty faux bacon. only a pig can produce the bacon we all know and love.

edit: any animal, and even tofu, can be made to resemble bacon. horse, lamb, duck, goat, boar, you name it.
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#4
Nice. On a somewhat sick and sadistic side note, I've always wondered what human would taste like. Not in a creepy way, I would need an opinion of a cannibal.
#7
In order not to die from vaginal bleeding you must only consume bacon from a pig. Because that's the true form of bacon, and eating anything else is heresy.
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#8
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In order not to die from vaginal bleeding you must only consume bacon from a pig. Because that's the true form of bacon, and eating anything else is heresy.


Turkey bacon is definitely the poor, black cousin of real pork bacon, but I wonder if there's an even better version of bacon.

I must know in my quest to be a bacon master.
#9
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wild hog??


I will definitely try to hunt some of those and turn them into bacon here. But if you're talking about the movie, then John Travolta would not taste good.
#11
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On a somewhat sick and sadistic side note, I've always wondered what human would taste like...


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I will definitely try to hunt some of those and turn them into bacon here. But if you're talking about the movie, then John Travolta would not taste good.


You don't know that.
#12
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You don't know that.


Good logic catch. I have failed. But John Travolta is old, so he would probably be tough and chewy if he were to be eaten (definitely not by me). Ah well, thanks for having a keen eye.
#13
I live in a vegetarian household, but I eat meat. I was once put up to trying some Vegetarian bacon that somehow appeared - Even the vegetarians wouldn't eat it. It tasted like cardboard, but with the texture of lightly grilled rubber. Those were dark days
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