#3
The gruesome hallmark of the fungus's handiwork was found on the leaves of plants that grew in Messel, near Darmstadt in Germany, 48m years ago.

OH JESUS, FUCK!!!
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#4
^ My sympathies.
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#5
I guess I should go into mycology. I need to prepare myself for the waves of spores that are sure to descend upon us and embed themselves in our brains.
#7
God damn, where's Ving Rhames when you need him!?
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#10
Brutal. They should make a film out of this; a team of well-meaning entomologists go to Germany to study erratic behaviour in ants and accidentally isolate a certain bacterium strain- the rest is obvious.
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#14
I remember reading a story about that fungus, only adapted for humans in the nightmare inducement thread ****ing ages ago.
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I learned about this parasite a looong ass time ago. It's been around for a good while now so we're all pretty safe..unless some horrific mutation comes 'round <.<
#16
This is kind of old news, I'm pretty sure it was on an episode of Qi.

That being said,
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I learned about this parasite a looong ass time ago. It's been around for a good while now so we're all pretty safe..unless some horrific mutation comes 'round <.<

It's been around at least 48 million years, so yeah, this news is pretty old.
#23
48 Million years it's been going on?

Well, seeing as during that time it's barely evolved, let's hope it stays that way for the next 48 million years.
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