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#1
There are some times in your life when you realize you're missing something. It can happen any day, at any time. It can happen while standing in the bathroom, or maybe while walking the dog, but when you realize what you're missing it's an epiphany. It just struck me: The pit. It's missing something.


But Cas, what are we missing?


Something you may or may not have in real life, but you certainly don't have on the internet: parental love.
Think about it, isn't it great to have parents who love you unconditionally? Wouldn't you like to have them on the internet? Exactly. It's f*cking awesome!


So Cas, what do I do?


You post in this thread, and an e-couple (or e-single, maybe) can decide if they want to adopt you.


The ones with the power to sign these contracts will be appointed later!
#3
What a splendid idea old chap!
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#5
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
What a splendid idea old chap!

I wonder who gave that idea to me.
>_>
#6
I'd like to be E-dopted. Nobody accepted me in the E-marriage thread.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#8
I'd E-adopt someone, who wants to have a jewish father?
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#10
The problem is, that sooner or later, one of the e-adopted children will inevitably ask:

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
#11
I'm up for e-adoption.
mais mon cerveaux sait mieux.

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e-married to RevaM1ssP1ss & spanishyanez.
and e-child of Kensai.
#12
Quote by genghisgandhi
Really? Is this what UG is coming to?


**** you! You're an anteater!

...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#13
I hope someone tracks down casualty01 and tells him you're calling yourself Cas

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#15
I guess I can e-adopt somebody.

If you know me you know what you're up for. If you dont'... well I'm angel, all the time.
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#16
Not sure what happened to my E-Wife, but I'll speak on her behalf and say that we'll adopt someone.

Now fight to the death for my fatherhood!
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#17
Quote by Kensai
I guess I can e-adopt somebody.

If you know me you know what you're up for. If you dont'... well I'm angel, all the time.


I see you're no longer drunk. How was the hangover?
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#18
Quote by genghisgandhi
Really? Is this what UG is coming to?

Just following the popular request. If you don't like it, ignore it.

Quote by SteveHouse
I hope someone tracks down casualty01 and tells him you're calling yourself Cas

The law says I can call myself Cas at any time, because it says it's my birthname in my passport
Last edited by The_Casinator at Aug 20, 2010,
#19
Quote by MightyAl
The problem is, that sooner or later, one of the e-adopted children will inevitably ask:

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?


Well Al, the stork comes during the night after mating with its partner, and searches for a human to lay it's egg in. It punctures the upper forearm of its victim with its fine, needle-like talons. A venom is injected into the host which puts them into a brief coma-like state, and reduces their body's ability to feel pain. It then ruptures the person's stomach with it's beak and bites a hole in the uterus located near the small intestines. It vomits up a small egg into the uterus, and pushes it down the fallopian tubes with a bit of saliva. Finally, it excretes a fine fiber out of the tip of it's wing which is uses to stitch the victim back up.

About a month later, the baby is born.
#20
Mleh I am up to it.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#21
Quote by The_Casinator
I wonder who gave that idea to me.
>_>

me, of course.

Me and Dave (muffinduck) would like to adopt Aaron (King Twili)
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#22
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Well Al, the stork comes during the night after mating with its partner, and searches for a human to lay it's egg in. It punctures the upper forearm of its victim with its fine, needle-like talons. A venom is injected into the host which puts them into a brief coma-like state, and reduces their body's ability to feel pain. It then ruptures the person's stomach with it's beak and bites a hole in the uterus located near the small intestines. It vomits up a small egg into the uterus, and pushes it down the fallopian tubes with a bit of saliva. Finally, it excretes a fine fiber out of the tip of it's wing which is uses to stitch the victim back up.

About a month later, the baby is born.

That's much more believable than all that crap they tried to tell us at school. I mean, sperm? Out of your willy? Seriuosly.
#23
I'd like to be E-adopted.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#24
Quote by Todd Hart
I see you're no longer drunk. How was the hangover?

Non-existant. That's good father material right there
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#25
Quote by MightyAl
That's much more believable than all that crap they tried to tell us at school. I mean, sperm? Out of your willy? Seriuosly.


What the hell is sperm? You wee out of your willy. Wee and willy begin with "w" so it doesn't make sense for sperm to come out of it.
#26
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
me, of course.

Me and Dave (muffinduck) would like to adopt Aaron (King Twili)

Done. You two can hug your new e-son now!
#27
Quote by Deliriumbassist
What the hell is sperm? You wee out of your willy. Wee and willy begin with "w" so it doesn't make sense for sperm to come out of it.

That's what I thought, but noone else would listen.
They even said that erections weren't caused by Satan, how dumb is that?
EDIT: I think sperm is another word for blubber. You know, like a sperm whale. It has blubber, right?
#29
Quote by Deliriumbassist
What the hell is sperm? You wee out of your willy. Wee and willy begin with "w" so it doesn't make sense for sperm to come out of it.

You said willy. Teehee.


Quote by Antis0cial
I will adopt ilikepirates, and make her a spoiled brat

Yay, finally a father who will love me!
#31
Quote by MightyAl
That's what I thought, but noone else would listen.
They even said that erections weren't caused by Satan, how dumb is that?


Satan causing erections is basic science.

To all those being e-dopted... he's not your real e-daddy, she's not your real e-mum. You're e-dopted because your real e-parents were abusive e-drunks who never e-loved you.

They probably e-touched you as well.

E-there

Quote by ilikepirates
You said willy. Teehee.



Boooooobiieeeeesss
#32
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I'd E-adopt someone, who wants to have a jewish father?


I'd love to, but I'm quite fond of my e-fore-skin
#33
Quote by Antis0cial
I will adopt ilikepirates, and make her a spoiled brat

It's done, go buy your freshly adoped e-kid a lolly or something.
#34
Quote by pag_slash_2
I'd love to, but I'm quite fond of my e-fore-skin


Dont worry, well just get a Rabbi to snip it right off, it wont hurt a bit
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#35
Me? Please. I need love.
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#37
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Dont worry, well just get a Rabbi to snip it right off, it wont hurt a bit


But I'm scared


Do I get a lollipop afterwards?
#38
Quote by pag_slash_2
But I'm scared


Do I get a lollipop afterwards?


Yes you will, Which flavour?

While you choose the lollipop your penis will be snipped and you shall be adopted.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


Free Jani92jani

Free Will Swanson
#39
Why does it have to be an e? Why not I-adoption?
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#40
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Yes you will, Which flavour?

While you choose the lollipop your penis will be snipped and you shall be adopted.


Strawberry


Lets do this sh!t