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..and my computer is like the main hub, it has 3 hard drives: One is my personal drive, another is all my music work, and the last is where we store music and videos to stream wherever we want in the house.

I just went into the shared drive, to find that someone has stored porn in there. Someone has stored porn on MY computer.



What should I do, Pit?
#2
are there midgets in said porn?
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#4
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are there midgets in said porn?


I'm not sure if I can bring myself to watch it.. I mean, seriously this could be my dad's jerking material.

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..and my computer is like the main hub, it has 3 hard drives: One is my personal drive, another is all my music work, and the last is where we store music and videos to stream wherever we want in the house.

I just went into the shared drive, to find that someone has stored porn in there. Someone has stored porn on MY computer.



What should I do, Pit?

Put a word document in the folder that says "This is some good stuff." or "Lulz, gotcha", or something similar.
#8
straight up ask your dad then. "hey dad, have you been storing your masturbatory material on MY hardrive?"
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#9
Slowly walk away from the computer, then take a shower in purell, and finally cry yourself to sleep.

Also, the "x in my y?" pics made me laugh so hard.
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#10
Make your own website and then sell that stuff.

EDIT: \/ \/ I remember that thread.
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#11
By any chance, is your mom Vietnamese?
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By any chance, is your mom Vietnamese?


And next on the checklist: can she not read or speak English?
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#13
I believe you suffer from schizophrenia, TS. This is actually your porn, hundreds of gigs stored lovingly in alphabetical order, and you just refuse to accept it.
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And next on the checklist: can she not read or speak English?


And another thing on the checklist: is it gangbang?
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I believe you suffer from schizophrenia, TS. This is actually your porn, hundreds of gigs stored lovingly in alphabetical order, and you just refuse to accept it.


Nah man, it's like 5 full-length (lololol) movies. And I'm not internet retarded like my parents, I know streaming is the way to go.

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And another thing on the checklist: is it gangbang?


One of the movies is black on white, another is an amateur selection it appears. They're all renamed to be incogneetus, but when there's a gigantic **** going to a white chicks mouth it's obvious it's not a video of a golf tournament.
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Nah man, it's like 5 full-length (lololol) movies. And I'm not internet retarded like my parents, I know streaming is the way to go.

Shhh, it's okay man.

But seriously, where's the problem? Maybe it's movies your dad want you to watch (sick, eh?). In any case, delete them if it makes you uncomfortable. I really doubt your father will ever dare to confront you about deleting his porn.
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#19
I've seen centipedes in a vagina. It ain't pretty.


Edit: Or was that snakes on a plane? Either way, it wasn't pretty.
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One of the movies is black on white, another is an amateur selection it appears. They're all renamed to be incogneetus, but when there's a gigantic **** going to a white chicks mouth it's obvious it's not a video of a golf tournament.

Are you sure? I mean they are a bunch of swingers.
#21
Here's what you do. Take a video via webcam, video camera, whatever. Pick your poison. Something that will take a video onto your computer. So start the video, and just have it be of your head, slowly shaking in disapproval. Then say "you disgust me." End it, and edit the first twenty seconds or so of the porn you found to play right before your newly made video. Save it with the file name of the original video to the folder where you found the original.

Smile smugly when one of your family members is unable to make eye contact with you shortly thereafter.
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Here's what you do. Take a video via webcam, video camera, whatever. Pick your poison. Something that will take a video onto your computer. So start the video, and just have it be of your head, slowly shaking in disapproval. Then say "you disgust me." End it, and edit the first twenty seconds or so of the porn you found to play right before your newly made video. Save it with the file name of the original video to the folder where you found the original.

Smile smugly when one of your family members is unable to make eye contact with you shortly thereafter.


Like this?

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Here's what you do. Take a video via webcam, video camera, whatever. Pick your poison. Something that will take a video onto your computer. So start the video, and just have it be of your head, slowly shaking in disapproval. Then say "you disgust me." End it, and edit the first twenty seconds or so of the porn you found to play right before your newly made video. Save it with the file name of the original video to the folder where you found the original.

Smile smugly when one of your family members is unable to make eye contact with you shortly thereafter.

This.

Better yet, replace "you disgust me" with "dad, I am disappoint".
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Here's what you do. Take a video via webcam, video camera, whatever. Pick your poison. Something that will take a video onto your computer. So start the video, and just have it be of your head, slowly shaking in disapproval. Then say "you disgust me." End it, and edit the first twenty seconds or so of the porn you found to play right before your newly made video. Save it with the file name of the original video to the folder where you found the original.

Smile smugly when one of your family members is unable to make eye contact with you shortly thereafter.


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Here's what you do. Take a video via webcam, video camera, whatever. Pick your poison. Something that will take a video onto your computer. So start the video, and just have it be of your head, slowly shaking in disapproval. Then say "you disgust me." End it, and edit the first twenty seconds or so of the porn you found to play right before your newly made video. Save it with the file name of the original video to the folder where you found the original.

Smile smugly when one of your family members is unable to make eye contact with you shortly thereafter.

TS, do this. Post results.
#26
Sorry about that. I'll stop saving the stuff when I decide to fap.


Seriously though ask him if he's using your computer for his masturbating. If he says that he is masticate his ass out.
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One of the movies is black on white, another is an amateur selection it appears. They're all renamed to be incogneetus, but when there's a gigantic **** going to a white chicks mouth it's obvious it's not a video of a golf tournament.


Its probably Tiger Woods.
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Sorry about that. I'll stop saving the stuff when I decide to fap.


Seriously though ask him if he's using your computer for his masturbating. If he says that he is masticate his ass out.


Well he doesn't use my PC thankfully, but this hard drive is shared and can be accessed and edited by anyone on the network. Plus I'm home 24/7, usually in my room so if he was doing it here I'd unfortunately know about it.
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I believe you suffer from schizophrenia, TS. This is actually your porn, hundreds of gigs stored lovingly in alphabetical order, and you just refuse to accept it.

Or maybe dissociative identity disorder.
#31
Dude, your dad is married. Marriage = End of Sex.

He has the right to fap. Let him do as he please.


Also. You're lucky.

I'm spending the week-end at my parent's summer house, with them and my girlfriend. And right now, my parents are having sex. It's pretty awkward.
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#32
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Well he doesn't use my PC thankfully, but this hard drive is shared and can be accessed and edited by anyone on the network. Plus I'm home 24/7, usually in my room so if he was doing it here I'd unfortunately know about it.

Oh my God.

You can't believe the imagery you just put into my head.
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#33
do you by any chance have a brother who too likes to frequent this site. in that case its not your dad its you illiterate vietnamese mother.
#34
Or maybe, you might need to sit down for this one...


Are you sitting?


Good.


It wasn't a family member, someone hacked into your network and saved it there.

Motives?

FOR TEH LULZ OF COURSE!
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#35
Change the name of the video file to: dad_this_is_a_public_server_you_idiot.mpg

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Dude, your dad is married. Marriage = End of Sex.

He has the right to fap. Let him do as he please.


Also. You're lucky.

I'm spending the week-end at my parent's summer house, with them and my girlfriend. And right now, my parents are having sex. It's pretty awkward.


I few nights ago I was my brother's designated driver. On the way home (he was quite smashed) he started telling me all about the sexual escapades of him and his ex-girlfriend.
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Dude, your dad is married. Marriage = End of Sex.

He has the right to fap. Let him do as he please.


Also. You're lucky.

I'm spending the week-end at my parent's summer house, with them and my girlfriend. And right now, my parents are having sex. It's pretty awkward.

Ambiguity is not permitted in my household.
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Or maybe, you might need to sit down for this one...


Are you sitting?


Good.


It wasn't a family member, someone hacked into your network and saved it there.

Motives?

FOR TEH LULZ OF COURSE!

Yeah, that was me. Sorry, TS.

But srsly: do the elaborate videotaping "Dad, I am disappoint" one.
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#40
Call the cops and put that dirtbag behind bars where he belongs. This is america, we don't tolerate private exploration of one's body in the confines of one's own home. Or, move to Sweden where abhorent behavior is common place.
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