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So I was at my friends 23rd birth day party tonight. They had the perfect hamburger meat there. It was about a Inch and a half thick. It had the best taste. I think it was 2% fat. The meat was seasoned with Japanese bread crumbs. It was ****ing amazing. I dont know what else to say about it.

Describe your perfect burger.
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#3
a veggieburger


EDIT: the image wont show . anyway im just trolling, i hate veggieburgers
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#5
3 words.

In -
N -
Out

Well, the best burger...
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#6
In-N-Out burger

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#7
if anyone knows the Tsui Wah restaurant chain in Hong Kong...their pork cutlet sandwich beats any american fast food burger - including In-N-Out
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#11
in this order from top to bottom:

top bun
ketchup
lettuce
tomato
red onion
dill pickles
burger patty
pepper-jack cheese
mayo
bottom bun
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#12
Five Guys > ALL

Just look at that greasy sonuvabitching hamburger, and the brown paper bag with the grease stains on it, you KNOW some good ass shit came outta there ...

#15
Man, I'm living on campus at my university and you're all making me ridiculously hungry.

My dad makes this steak rub-type thing with all kinds of dried hot peppers that he puts in burgers that he grills. Then get one of those giant Pepperidge Farm buns that are soft as hell but won't break under a big burger, put some American or sharp cheddar cheese on it, a little lettuce, some ketchup and I guarantee instant orgasms.
#16
The best burger I've had was probably in San Antonio. Also, Culvers is pretty good too; too bad we don't get those East Coast joints in West Texas. This thread makes me upset that I got my wisdom teeth pulled out today. I can't eat solid food for awhile.
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#18
Ah yes. I'm munching so much right now this will be fun. A thick half-pound burger cooked to medium, battered deepfried onions, barbeque sauce, thick cole slaw, tomato, provolone cheese, sesame seed bun.

Or another one!

An In N' Out Triple burger with extra onions and a fried egg over medium.
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#19
My mom gets sirloin burgers and grills em at home. They taste awesome. FUUU- I'm starving now. -__-
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Five Guys > ALL

Just look at that greasy sonuvabitching hamburger, and the brown paper bag with the grease stains on it, you KNOW some good ass shit came outta there ...

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^This is right. You get whatever you want on it, all the vegetables and potatoes and such are bought and shipped to the place whole, and chopped/sliced/etc that morning. Pretty much the only things that they don't prepare themselves are the condiments.

And this is off topic, but dont work at Five Guys. That place is its own special circle of hell.

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What's Five Guys? Looks delicious.

Its freshly-grilled sex wrapped in toppings and placed on a toasted bun. I suggest that anyone who hasn't eaten there go look up the nearest store online and go eat ASAP. Also, make sure you tip. They barely pay minimum wage for those guys to stand over 400 degree grills and fryers and be watched by the people they are feeding.
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#23
So. Damn. Hungry.
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#24
The closest five guys is 68 miles away from me.
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The closest five guys is 68 miles away from me.

Well, they don't open till like 11am, so you got some time to get there.
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#27
I'm seventeen. No car, no license. Otherwise I'd be all over the SOAB.
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#28
It's a half an hour to the closest Five Guys.

I'm considering it...
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#30
I'm just going to try to find food in my house. But nothing would be better right now than a burger.
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#31
Closest Five Guys is 91 miles away. I was within a few blocks of it a couple weeks ago. If only I'd known.
#33
I live in the northern US. Northeast. I'm making a hot pocket. but I want that burger. She will be mine.
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#35
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The ****, this Five Guys must be a Northern US thing. It looks soooo good though.

I'm in the southeast and theres like 5 within 20 miles of me.
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#37
The best (and cheapest) burgers are homemade! Damn, I love fresh burgers!
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#38
I got fired from a Five Guys for quite the silly reason and hate the place very much so, but I can't stop myself from going there at least 3 times a week. The food is worth the embarrassment of walking in and ordering from one of the biggest jack asses the lights have ever seen.

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Also, make sure you tip. They barely pay minimum wage for those guys to stand over 400 degree grills and fryers and be watched by the people they are feeding.


oh god this. You guys better fucking tip your local place generously, we'd be lucky to walk out with $2 each. God I hate that place...
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