#1
22nd of August... he was born! The clock has gone past midnight even in Derby where he resides with his girlfriend and two adorable pets with a fetish for pooping on the carpet.

I got you:

Pills to help against your arthritis.


The Lost Odyssey soundtrack.


And a full-size world map as it looked back when you were born in 1689.


Happy birthday man!
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#2
wasnt it last year? pfft...
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

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#3
Go home. Im sick of these threads, post some funny or cool shit.
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#5
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Go home. Im sick of these threads, post some funny or cool shit.

Don't be the party pooper!

Let's have some fun.


AW YEAH IT'S BITCHIN' NOW..
#6
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Go home. Im sick of these threads, post some funny or cool shit.

Bet you wouldn't be saying that if someone made you a birthday thread

I got you a bottle of Corona with lime, it comes with it's own mini fridge
#8
I got you a plank of wood. It's a hard one




LOLOLOLOLOLololol1L!1!L1L!111L!!!1

*may be sligthly drunk*
#9
Happy birthday Pete you hunky adonis.
I got you some reminiscent photos; yourself over a barbeque.



Some corned beef, served in your own living room.



And some potato crisps.

#10
Something to help you get around on those feeble old bones.

#11
I got you a god damn jackalope!

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#13
Gaz, I took the liberty of uploading the unedited version of your Carpi-photo:

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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#15
Happy birthday!

I got you the first thing that came up when I put some random letters into Google Images:



Apparently he works in the Alaska Fish Department. Well, in any case, he works for you now.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#17
Happy birthday Pete

I got you



Some tasty power armour

AND!

A massive pile of clothes to deck out your Fable character

#19
I got you a big toy for a big boy. Happy Birthday




If you don't like it, don't hesitate to give it back to me >_>
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#21
Almost forgot... I got you a special silver deluxe can of Corned Beef!

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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#22
I also typed random letters into google and your present turned out great


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#23
Happy birthday old man I got you a Warwick Corvette $$ Double Buck


I also got you a clay pigeon thrower

300 copies of Half-Life 2

and a Remington 870 Express


Go nuts
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#28
Happy Birthday

I got you a chicken!


You know what to do. Don't worry the chicken will be fine.
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#30
Happy Birthday Carpi!

I got you an interesting book which came up in the google image search 'present for metacarpi'


And you very own hobbe slave whom you could get to read the above book, and use as a local co-op partner for gaming.
He isn't house trained yet.



Have a good day mate.
#31
Happy Birthday! I got you the world's largest block of corned beef:



Note that person there is in fact andré the giant, standing on the shoulders of the worlds tallest man.
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#33
Happy birthday!

I got you 9 staples.




Now I know you'll be excited and want to use them as soon as possible, but try and restrain yourself. Don't use them all at once in a big stapling binge.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
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#37
Cheers for all the presents guys!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#38
All I got you are post it notes...you deserve a shit present every once in a while I say.



nah, took this photo in an alley in my city, awe at its glawree.
yo.

I BELIEVE