#1
Inspired by the Perfect Hamburger thread...so for you vegetarians or vegans or just salad lovers, what is the perfect salad for you?
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#5
Lettuce, spinach leaves, cherry tomatoes, and orange slice or two, croutons, and some Zesty Italian dressing.
#6

Baobab salad is best salad.
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#7
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Baobab salad is best salad.

Looks like it has a lot of fiber.
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#11
I prefer any salad, the key is for the lettuce to be not too dry. You'd be surprised how rarely that happens...
#13
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I prefer any salad, the key is for the lettuce to be not too dry. You'd be surprised how rarely that happens...

Then you'd love the way I would toss your salad.
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#14


My Perfect salad ^^^^
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#16
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Caesar salad.


You have all been beaten, please leave. That said, I had a goats cheese salad with some sort of apple sauce over it that was very nice.
#17
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I'd rather beat the meat
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"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#20
Mixed greens (spinich, microgreens, etc), goat cheese and a lemon/garlic/olive oil dressing. That is my favorite salad.
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#22
This reminds me of the game I play with the little girls I teach dance to. While we stretch our feet in the center altogether, we go around to every girl and we ask what they want to put in the salad and since they're 4 we get some awesome responses. Jelly beans, jello, kool aid, potatos, Miss Erin, it's really awesome.

Anyway, I would add mixed greens (or anything dark and leafy), LOTS of cheese and different kinds of cheese especially feta, a tiny bit of carrot shreds, a tiny bit of egg, and a moderate amount of poppyseed dressing...enough to lightly coat most of the leaves because that dressing is particularly sweet on the tongue, almost like candy.. i dunno how they do it.


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This reminds me of the game I play with the little girls I teach dance to. While we stretch our feet in the center altogether, we go around to every girl and we ask what they want to put in the salad and since they're 4 we get some awesome responses. Jelly beans, jello, kool aid, potatos, Miss Erin, it's really awesome.


#25
Quote by jemjabella42
This reminds me of the game I play with the little girls I teach dance to. While we stretch our feet in the center altogether, we go around to every girl and we ask what they want to put in the salad and since they're 4 we get some awesome responses. Jelly beans, jello, kool aid, potatos, Miss Erin, it's really awesome.

....sounds like punishment to them.
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#26


Perfect salad has a fatass chicken breast on it.
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