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Ninja
59 42%
Pirate
30 21%
Viking
52 37%
Voters: 141.
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#1
If you had a choice to be born into a life of a Viking, Pirate, or Ninja, what would it be? You would be born into the year of whenever the group is at their greatest strength. you would have no knowledge of your former life, or anything extra a normal pirate/viking/ninja would normally know.


Myself, I would love to be a viking. Because:
1. They're awesome.
2. They could kill either other group.
#2
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#3
Viking, the obvious choice.
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#10
Definitely Viking
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#12
Pirate, without doubt. 18th Century, brilliant eccentric clothes, swords and a dangerous panache.
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Neither.


There are three options.
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probably though, within reason, to be there without knowing of time in outer space.
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Pirate, without doubt. 18th Century, brilliant eccentric clothes, swords and a dangerous panache.


Took the words right out of my mouth. And lets not forget the booty plundering.
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ninja. I don't do well on boats.

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My own e-granddaughter...shame...
Jedi. For sure.
#22
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#23
i said pirate so i could jam with alestorm,but really ninja sounds good to,then the obvious choice,ninja pirate,which is kind of like a vikeing.
#24
well, if the pirates have no risk of a kraken, then sure.
but until i know im going to chose viking
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Jedi. For sure.

my e-grandpappy has forsaken me!

okay, no problem. I'll be Kagetora from Shinobi Life, time traveling for Beni-hime's great-great-great-granddaughter.
#27
None of the three had particularly happy lives. Pirates and vikings had to murder and plunder in order to make a living (although the golden age pirates had naval training, and really vikings only did it for conquest), and ninjas were peasants in feudal Japan. Although I would not WANT to be any of three, if I HAD TO, I'd probably choose ninja.
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#28
Common sense really, being a viking You get to drink ridiculously, eat like an animal, toy with big swords, large axes and huge sledgehammers. You also get to fuck.
And after You get killed You just hang out with the big guys like Odin and repeat previous mentioned coolness.
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#30


Pirate.

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#32
Viking. I'd join the Great Heathen Army, under Ubba Lothbrokson.

Lets kill some English.
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#33
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#34
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Ninja all the way.


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#35
Ninja.
The lifestyle seems to fit me much better.
Like...Pirates and Vikings are both...relatively dirty, long journeys for both. They sloppily rape, pillage, etc etc.

Where Ninjas are much more refined, no clunky clothing, much more discipline, they stealthily kill people efficiently.

Efficiency wins overall.
#38
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#39
If were talking Hollywood versions, then Pirate for sure. In real life, probably ninja, as feudal japan would be more pleasant then life on an 18th century ship.
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