#3
No, especially when someone is looking at me and i know that laughing would make me look like a complete moron
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#4
I can keep a straight face in almost any situation. I've learned how to over the years, since when I was young when my dad got mad he usually said pretty funny stuff, and if I laughed I got in even more shit. So I've adapted to keeping it in when necessary.
#5
I kept thinking of this in the hotel lobby the other day, and couldn't stop snickering.

#8
If someone says not to laugh, or if I think of something funny in a situation where laughing would be inappropriate, I always laugh my balls off.
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[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I kept thinking of this in the hotel lobby the other day, and couldn't stop snickering.




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The one where the boys got into a sticky situation.

Where they glued their heads to the floor?
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Where they glued their heads to the floor?

I actually forget what episode it was, but Malcolm was all like "I don't want to get my hair cut by the guy with two fingers" and Lois was all like "That's all you need to cut hair!"


Yeah...

EDIT - I just got your joke...
#15
Yes.
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#17
Me and my dad started laughing uncontrollably at my aunts funeral....
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#18
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I kept thinking of this in the hotel lobby the other day, and couldn't stop snickering.


That was amazing



#19
Whenever I think of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle, I think of the one where Dewey and his dad make a Lego city.

"Where's the school Dewey?"
"We don't need a school. Everyone here is born smart!"
"Awww, that's great"
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#20
No. I usually shut my mouth tightly and then have this muffled outburst come through my nose and mouth. Shit sucks.
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Me and my dad started laughing uncontrollably at my aunts funeral....

Oh GOD. My grandmother's funeral:

I walked up to the casket to see her, and upon admiring how well they'd fixed her up, I noticed something about the way her fingers were positioned on her stomach; one was making a peace sign, the other...

...the SHOCKER.

I was like, wat
#22
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Where they glued their heads to the floor?

LOL, the stupidity in this line alone made me lol
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#23
I cannot control my laughter at all. AT ALL. AT. ALL. Ever. I have a twisted sense of humor.
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#25
I started laughing at my grandmother's funeral, I still, to this day, do not know why!
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#27
I have a bad habit of laughing at the worst times, most recently 2 weeks ago at my cousin's Wedding. For some reason everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh.
#30
The worst place is at the opticians when they go near your face. I can never control myself there.
#31
I usually randomly start laughing in my maths class when I zone out. I once thought about the concept of pulling out a vuvuzela that retracted and taking it out of my bag and then blasting it into the person next to me's ears.
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#32
I've laughed so much at this thread already, I'm pretty sure that proves how little control I have over my laughter. I laugh at things I don't even find funny. It's like how people say LOL when they didn't laugh. Well, I laugh out loud but not in my head. But I like laughing so I don't care unless it's something completely wack and everyone else is
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#33
One time I got acupuncture on my spine. It mustve punctured some nerve or something cause I started laughing as soon as he put the first one in and couldn't stop for the entire 20 minutes until he took them out again.
#34
one time in math class the teacher was yelling at us, and the kid next to me was telling me jokes, when everything got quiet i almost burst out laughing.
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#35
I was kinda hoping for a funny picture of Malcom with a bad hair cut or something like that...

But no, I usually can't just stop.
#36
Oh god, I've got a couple of these moments.

In class once my friend was taking the scores of this quiz thing we were doing on the board and kept spelling this girl Paige's name wrong, so in the end he just gave up and wrote pigeon. I laughed my arse off and got sent out.

One time around Rememberance Day, and I really feel bad about this one, we went to the Football and during the minute's silence these birds were trying to sit on the roof of the stadium, but they kept slipping off because it was wet. So me and my cousin were trying to hold in our laughter with the noise of scraping claws in the background. To make it worse, there was a translucent window thing in the roof and I could just see the silhouettes of the birds slipping backwards through it.

Whenever the optician gets close up to my face.

So many others I can't remember.
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#37
I can stop laughing if I bite my tongue, but then I get this stupid, smug look on my face.
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#38
i tried maintaining a poker face as I scrolled my cursor over the thread title.

then I laughed at...

"and then I remembered a particularly funny episode of Malcolm in the Middle."
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