#1
Sooo....what are your roommates like?

What were your first impressions of them?

What were your past roommates like?

Any interesting stories?

etc.


inb4 parents are roommates


EDIT: I'm talking about college roommates but feel free to talk about any other kind you have had
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#6
My roommates from last year were pretty awesome. We all pretty much kept to ourselves, but took care of the place and conversed when we were in the kitchen cooking or ran into each other on campus. We we're all pretty chill about having parties at the place and having people over, and respect for the other's need to sleep was always there.
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#7
Mine is a friend I've had since I was 5 or 6. It's gonna be our first time rooming together, though, and my first time with a roommate ever. He's a great guy and he has a lot of cool stuff.
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#8
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BAAAAM! Oh no you didn't!

oh, yes I did. I chased one out with a chef's knife. bitch needed to learn her place.

I also had two steak knives and a paring knife. can't have too many.
#9
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Mine is a friend I've had since I was 5 or 6. It's gonna be our first time rooming together, though, and my first time with a roommate ever. He's a great guy and he has a lot of cool stuff.


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oh, yes I did. I chased one out with a chef's knife. bitch needed to learn her place.

#12
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oh, yes I did. I chased one out with a chef's knife. bitch needed to learn her place.

I also had two steak knives and a paring knife. can't have too many.


but if you chased her out, how's she gonna learn that her place is in the kitchen?

on topic, never had roommates, but I know if I did, it wouldn't end well.
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#13
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oh, yes I did. I chased one out with a chef's knife. bitch needed to learn her place.

I also had two steak knives and a paring knife. can't have too many.


Maaan that was just taking it too far. No I'm scared of you...





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Who pirates Winrar? that has to be the most passive aggressive program I've ever seen.

"hey you should really buy me, the 40 days is up"
* hits X button*
" Oh okay, maybe next time?"


You sir have just won a thousand internets.
#14
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oh, yes I did. I chased one out with a chef's knife. bitch needed to learn her place.

I also had two steak knives and a paring knife. can't have too many.


Waaaaaaaaaait a second.... You're profile says you're a girl.

Are you pulling my leg? Or are you just a crazy hot lesbo? *Fingerscrossed*
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Who pirates Winrar? that has to be the most passive aggressive program I've ever seen.

"hey you should really buy me, the 40 days is up"
* hits X button*
" Oh okay, maybe next time?"


You sir have just won a thousand internets.
#16
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but if you chased her out, how's she gonna learn that her place is in the kitchen?

it was my kitchen.

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Waaaaaaaaaait a second.... You're profile says you're a girl.

Are you pulling my leg? Or are you just a crazy hot lesbo? *Fingerscrossed*

yes, I'm a girl. I was in an aftercare program, and I had a female roommate on two different occasions. both of them were annoying wannabe cholas. I wouldn't touch them with someone else's dick.
#17
Back when I used to have a roommate, he used to eat all my damn pringles. I confronted him about it but the douche kept on eating them. So out of anger I took the remaining half of the pringles out, shat in the can and stacked the other half on top (I had to press a bit down so I can put the lid on top of it). So then two days later I was watching tv and then I hear a "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I finally got even with him.
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#18
The bastard hasn't responded to my email yet... We haven't moved into residence yet, so I haven't seen him in person. After FBing and googling him though, I've learned he plays baseball... And some other unimportant stuff. Hopefully he's not a douche.
#19
My room mate has herpes, and two months after convincing me to move in, she decided that she was moving out so she can move in with her boyfriend of two months and refuses to sign the lease over to me. She can get bent.
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#20
My roommate last year was a professional rapper. He was ****in off the hook. Never ending party with that guy. Sometimes he'd wake me up in the morning by taking a bong hit outside my room and blowing the smoke under the door.

Edit: he also dealt, so that was extremely convient
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#21
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Sometimes he'd wake me up in the morning by taking a bong hit outside my room and blowing the smoke under the door

That's awesome.
#22
This is my first year at college, and my roommate actually turned out to be pretty cool. So far we're usually off doing our own thing because we both have friends here that we know, but when we hang out in our room and talk and stuff he's always pretty awesome. He drinks and smokes weed, which I do too so I'm glad about that, and he's been pretty respectful so far.
#23
i leave to go to school in less than a week. i just found out that my roommate is going to a different school. so...right now i don't have a roommate. hopefully they'll move someone in to replace him.
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#24
Yeah mine is pretty chill so far, no real problems but we'll see how it goes as the year drags on.

He just moved in today, and I met his parents and everything.

Interest-wise however, we're pretty different. He listens to rap, I listen to mostly metal. He plays alot of sports and is a jock, I'm more of a gamer/nerd personality. He drinks alot, I prefer to smoke weed. He's kinda built, I'm skinny.

Besides that sort of thing however, he isn't a douche or anything so I guess we'll see how it goes. I really was hoping to get someone who was more compatible with me interest-wise though.
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