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The New Canaan school system is thinking about putting tracking devices on students so they know where they are at school.

Glad I don't live there.

Would you let someone put a tracking device on you?
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#2
Will the students own the tracking devices? I could have fun with stuff like that.

edit: if i were a student there.
#3
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Will the students own the tracking devices? I could have fun with stuff like that.

edit: if i were a student there.

Article says I could be in their textbooks or something like that
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#4
It makes sense for textbooks and school property, but not for students.
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#5
I enjoy stalking students. That would be quite helpful.
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#8
1. Find the tracker
2. Leave in a toilet cubicle
3. Carry out mischief
4. "But oviously it couldn't have been me. I was in the toilets the whole time!"
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#10
It does say there has been no further decisions. I doubt it'll happen. If it does, then i think its a waster of money why not put the tracking device on the books lol.
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#13
I see this being useful if children in the area are being abducted
if not, then I don't really see the point
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#14
That's a bit much. I'd only end up attatching mine to a dog or something anyway.
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I'd attach mines to some form of bird and let lulz ensue
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#16
I'd drop mine at the bottom of a well.
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stick it to a teacher

Find out what student he or she is shagging.
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#22
Student involvement would be voluntary and parents would have to agree to it, Supt. Dr. David Abbey, told the Advertiser.

So there will be 0% participation. Neat.

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So there will be 0% participation. Neat.

Won't stop them from spending money on it.
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Won't stop them from spending money on it.

Well when was throwing money at security without really aiming or even looking ever not a good idea

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