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#1
I wanted to know how many pit monkeys out there actually go to these fine establishments and what the general feeling about them was on this forum.

Personally I like going to them every once in a while with friends and never spend more than forty bucks a night.
#2
If you mean titty bars say titty bars.
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If you mean titty bars say titty bars.

This. They are titty bars, my favorite name being Big Bob's Boobie Barn down in Kentucky.

That said, I don't like them. I went once and found that I felt quite dirty after leaving.
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Titty bars are quite good. A few girls who went to my school work in the local one, laughs and lapdances are had.
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I've never been to one but I'm somewhat curious. I can't see myself enjoying it enough to make it a regular activity but I'd kind of like to try it once simply for the experience of it.
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#8
Why would i waste my money there?

If anything it's one of the gayer experiences you can do, i know i'll go look at naked women then jerk off with my friends!

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#9
At Purdue they have a Feed Barn called "Chances Are'. Its like a Jazzercise class with fat chicks.

In Charlotte, they have a place called "Men's Club" or something like that. Had a 5 star buffet with crab and shrimp. Never went, though.
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I went to one once. My friend and I put on our best suits and top hats. What we found was shocking. Instead of intellectuals discussing politics, it was ladies acting most unlady-like.
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#11
I went to one for my 18th birthday. When they found out it was my birthday, they took me up on stage and every stripper in the place stuck her tits in my face.

I went home, took a shower, and haven't been to a strip club since then.
#12
Fine titty bar, I just prefer the term gentlemans club. @ mental_zer0 I know how you feel the first time I went to one I felt pretty dirty but that might have been the game me and buddies were playing. You would crumple up the singles and try and hit the stage girls vagina. Double points if you hit it while there twirling on the pole.
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I went to one once. My friend and I put on our best suits and top hats. What we found was shocking. Instead of intellectuals discussing politics, it was ladies acting most unlady-like.

What a misleading name that establishment had! You must have gone to a bad one.

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#14
I've never been, but I'm old enough to. Just haven't, and I don't see myself going either. I don't have that kind of money to blow, lol.
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I went to one once. My friend and I put on our best suits and top hats. What we found was shocking. Instead of intellectuals discussing politics, it was ladies acting most unlady-like.

Smoking cigars and playing poker?
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#16
the greatest is Mitchell Brothers in SF. I used to live a few blocks away.

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#18
Gentlemans club. A fancy name for a place where sad lonely guys stare at cheap girls
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the greatest is Mitchell Brothers in SF. I used to live a few blocks away.

women get in for free

Been there for the after mid night movies and reefer festivals.
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I've never been to one but I'm somewhat curious. I can't see myself enjoying it enough to make it a regular activity but I'd kind of like to try it once simply for the experience of it.

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#21
You guys know titty bars are just bars where the girls are topless right? Most of you are probably talking about strip clubs...

I go occasionally during the school year if I have money to blow. Its pretty relaxing yet also quite awesome seein all these hotass girls shove their vag and tits in your face. I don't like getting dances though, too personal.
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Been there for the after mid night movies and reefer festivals.

how does it fare in comparison to other establishments?
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I go a few times a month with friends. I'm good friends with the owners of a really nice one.

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You guys know titty bars are just bars where the girls are topless right? Most of you are probably talking about strip clubs...

I go occasionally during the school year if I have money to blow. Its pretty relaxing yet also quite awesome seein all these hotass girls shove their vag and tits in your face. I don't like getting dances though, too personal.

A titty bar in Michigan is a strip club. And a topless bar.
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how does it fare in comparison to other establishments?

I am not a connoisseur of strip clubs. I get drug out to one by customers about once a year. But as far as having a blast with friends late at night watching a double feature of Reefer Madness and Easy Rider it was a great place.
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been once while wasted with a group of guys and girls. I don't remember a thing.
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You guys know titty bars are just bars where the girls are topless right? Most of you are probably talking about strip clubs...

I go occasionally during the school year if I have money to blow. Its pretty relaxing yet also quite awesome seein all these hotass girls shove their vag and tits in your face. I don't like getting dances though, too personal.

No, titty bars and strip clubs are the same thing.
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I think I wanna get some real action before I go - I don't wanna be walking around cumming every war, a rod on is alright, but I ain't ejaculating!
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#29
I used to go quite a bit to one because my buddy lives down the street and it's the only bar in the area... so if we wanted to go out from there we were stuck with that or a club which is only open fridays.

I'd say they're a good place to find drugs haha.
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Fine titty bar, I just prefer the term gentlemans club. @ mental_zer0 I know how you feel the first time I went to one I felt pretty dirty but that might have been the game me and buddies were playing. You would crumple up the singles and try and hit the stage girls vagina. Double points if you hit it while there twirling on the pole.

You felt dirty because you were being a jackass. The girls know you're there to exploit their bodies, and you know they're there to exploit your wallet; but being disrespectful is completely uncalled for.
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#33
I've been, not my kind of place though. i'd rather not pay $6.50 for a beer and have the strippers constantly bug me to go into the back room with them.

That being said, everyone should go at least once, it is a good time if you go with a group of friends....especially if you have generous friends who will buy drinks.
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I've been, not my kind of place though. i'd rather not pay $6.50 for a beer and have the strippers constantly bug me to go into the back room with them.

That being said, everyone should go at least once, it is a good time if you go with a group of friends....especially if you have generous friends who will buy drinks.

I want to take Fred Phelps.
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#35
There is this all nude strip club I go to. They don't serve any booze but ill just smoke some weed in the parking lot with friends and get a lap dance by a girl who is both naked and trying to pay for her college degree. Everyone wins.
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#36
The lunch buffets can be good some places.

We used to go all the time after work or at lunch. We made quite a lot of cash back then so we always got some table dances and VIP service.
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#37
I went for my brother's bachelor party. Since we're Canadian, we have no singles, and there's no way you're gonna toss $5 bills at the girls, so we chuck loonies ($1 coins) My brother was absolutely pelting the girls with them until we just about got kicked out.

The other great game is that they like to lie down on the stage, roll up a poster of themselves into a cone shape and stick the skinny end into their snatch. You toss coins into the cone and if you get 3 out of 5 in, you get to keep the poster.

I am not making that up. I won one.
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I went for my brother's bachelor party. Since we're Canadian, we have no singles, and there's no way you're gonna toss $5 bills at the girls, so we chuck loonies ($1 coins) My brother was absolutely pelting the girls with them until we just about got kicked out.

The other great game is that they like to lie down on the stage, roll up a poster of themselves into a cone shape and stick the skinny end into their snatch. You toss coins into the cone and if you get 3 out of 5 in, you get to keep the poster.

I am not making that up. I won one.


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I went for my brother's bachelor party. Since we're Canadian, we have no singles, and there's no way you're gonna toss $5 bills at the girls, so we chuck loonies ($1 coins) My brother was absolutely pelting the girls with them until we just about got kicked out.

The other great game is that they like to lie down on the stage, roll up a poster of themselves into a cone shape and stick the skinny end into their snatch. You toss coins into the cone and if you get 3 out of 5 in, you get to keep the poster.

I am not making that up. I won one.

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#40
never been to one. im curious but ehh
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