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#1
So I got this French Bulldog for a year now. Fantastic dog and everything, but he's a chronic wanker!

Here is some evidence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLkzWeYL77A

We kinda got worried about this, so we got him castrated hoping he would stop.. However, it's as if he is doing it even more now without his balls!

I mean, it's really ackward. What if I get visitors, or my crandmother comes over and the dog just chills outs, playing with his dick. It's kind of embarassing.

How do I make him stop? I've tried telling him off, but he does it again after 5 minutes.
#3
... why did I just watch a dog masturbate on youtube...?
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#4
You videoed your dog knocking the Johnson? What the hell is wrong with you man?

EDIT: That's a horrible dog. No, I didn't just watch the video

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Last edited by leg end at Aug 23, 2010,
#6
I cant believe i watched it all.
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#7
I honestly have no idea why I clicked on this thread.
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#14


I thought only humans and dolphins did this for pleasure... time to rewrite the books.
#15
Look at him go! Wait. What? The bigger question here is: Why are you filming your dog touching himself?
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#16
maybe he has itchy balls
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#19
My budgie wouldn't stop masturbating, so we took away the toy he 'used'.

Now he just shouts at us a lot...
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#20
My dog does the same thing, it's annoying and awkward when friends are over. At least the sick ****er cleans up his own mess.

My dog is weird
#22


Seriously, what the hell? WHo the hell records that? And what the hell is wrong with all of you, watching a video of it?

Ask Deadlock Riff, he has a similar problem, only he made a shoop thread of it.
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#24
Leg end WTF
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#27
kick it in the dick next time.

it'll associate your foot kicking him in the dick everytime he does
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#28
That wuld make the dog want to rip his **** off! have you EVER put that on your junk?!
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#30
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That wuld make the dog want to rip his **** off! have you EVER put that on your junk?!

I've put some strange stuff on my junk yes, but I haven't had the pleasure of Icy Hot.
#31
Two guys in my class put it on there balls and were reduced to tears, they had to leave the room and i dont know,wash their junk or something while my teacher was laughing her ass off, they said its the worst pain theyve ever felt.
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EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#33
Kay guys. The reason I recorded it is because we were gonna castrate him the next day, and I thought he'd never do it again.

Therefore I recorded it in case someone would not believe me.
#34
I'm not sure what I was expecting when I clicked this thread but I feel dirty, should I?

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#39
I'm too scared to watch.... Is it worth it?

Just masturbate with him back to back.
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I mean, it's really ackward.

Because he was beaten to it.

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