I've read a few of these, and people seem to enjoy them, so I thought making a thread about them would be an easier way to find them. Post links and I'll gladly add them to the first post.

Squidward's Suicide:

Quote by BobDetroit
Unplug keyboard.
Place it in your butt so you can't post anymore.

Quote by Fadetoblack5:03
You deserve some form of awesome reward, but I'm to lazy. Imagine the rest of these:

So I clicked the first link and just saw the image at the bottom........

I'm not sleeping tonight.
That and childhood ruined.

Way to go TS.