#1
So for about a week now, my eye has been twitching sporadically. It's happened before, and it's quite common to all peoples. I have been able to put up with the annoyance it causes me for the total of a few hours each day, but at this point, it's just mental torture. It has become like the old "I'm going to repay you for that punch, but I won't tell you when" sort of thing. I know it will twitch, but when? In 2 seconds? In 5 minutes? Right now GODDAMNIT!!!!

Pit, what are some of your mental breakdown moments that are caused by the simple things? Maybe your stories will amuse me enough to restrain me from punching myself in the eye.
#2
One of my cats brought god damn fleas into the house, and I just could not get them out. That nearly drove me mad.
#4
That's usually connected to sleep deprivation.

Things that annoy the crap out of me, I get eczma on my elbows and my neck, I know I can't itch it or it will get worse but I can't resist ! Bah!
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#5
stress maybe, stress is way underestimated

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#7
Drink more water and get more sleep.
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#8
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#10
stuffy nose. I just want to bash my head repeatedly against a wall until it goes away.

or, when one side stuffs up when you're laying down, and you flip over to get it unstuffed, and the other sides gets stuffy, and you're in a perpetual loop of flipping over for hours until you're too tired to continue and eventually fall asleep.

happens every night.

edit: is happening right now. my god, when will it end!?!
Last edited by MakinLattes at Aug 23, 2010,
#11
I sometimes get that when I have too much caffeine. Could that be the problem?
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#14
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Go Sea Doctor!

No!

It's easy enough to cure on your own.

Purchase some Amyl Nitrate (you can find it online, ten bucks per bottle, sometimes called Video Head Cleaner.) Then, transfer some of it into an eyedropper. Put two drops in each eye, closing them for about a minute (will burn, but don't worry.)
#15
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']No!

It's easy enough to cure on your own.

Purchase some Amyl Nitrate (you can find it online, ten bucks per bottle, sometimes called Video Head Cleaner.) Then, transfer some of it into an eyedropper. Put two drops in each eye, closing them for about a minute (will burn, but don't worry.)


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Last edited by AeroRocker at Aug 23, 2010,
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Once when I was a kid I punched my morning wood. I wanted to go back to sleep.
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#22
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OMG I swear my eye has been twitching since last wednesday too and it's driving me nuts. It's getting sensitive to light too


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"Arr, I dunno but it's drivin' me nuts"





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#26
Stupid thread is stupid.


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