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So it's 4am and i come back in my room, i discover a huge spider scuttling across my room. I basically whimper on top of my bed, thinking that it ran under it. Although, it did not, it must have been under my jeans 0: IT WAS A HUGE MOTHA-****AAAAA!! i was actually scared, and looking over it, i cant see why, its a spider, im so much bigger than it. anyone know what type it is? someone said its a house spider, my ma said its too big for a house spider.......its prolly a house spider right ? ;D also, i named her Laquisha, RIP.



TL;DR - big spider, scared, killed it, named it Laquisha

similar stories of how you got scared at something so stupid?
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When I woke up this morning I was enjoying the view of my bed till I came to, then I spotted a spider crawling up my duvet. It was pretty bad, although it did wake me up.
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#5
Probably has horrible tone.
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#8
people with gauges in their ears creep me out. the bigger the gauge, the worse it is. not to the point where i'm jumping on my bed and killing them, but i cant look at them during a conversation. i usually just turn sideways and pretend that i'm paying attention to something else going on around us...
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#9
cant believe i didnt think about those kind of responses.....i also thought i heard it make noise before it moved, but apparently spiders cant make noise, so i guess not
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#10
gawdamnit ts, while i was readying your thread, a spider crawled on my screen! I have reason to believe now that your thread is cursed!
#11
put it in a box and keep it as a pet!
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should have called it LaSquisha.


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I don't have any spiders in my house because my cats literally eat them. I also have a cat that eats their webs up like cotton candy (she actually SLURPS them)...
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#18
Why are there so many threads about spiders on UG? And why does everyone name the spider? I would like to know.
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#19
Nothing compared with the giant motherf***er i saw last night that made my mum scream like someone had pulled a knife on her or something
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#20
"House spider" isn't really a legitimate species. It's correct to refer to a spider as a house spider, though, because a large amount of spiders live exclusively indoors.

Identifying spiders by photo, especially blurry ones, is difficult and not something that can be done by a hobbyist like me. But if I had to guess, I'd say it's in the tegenaria genus.

Besides that, I can rule out the only relatively dangerous spiders that live indoors. It's most likely 100% harmless. If not, the bite will hurt a bit, there may be a little swelling, or a headache, in the worst case scenario. So I'd say it's safe to handle, but even safer just to prod with a stick and let it scurry off somewhere else.
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#21
ahhh, thanks for clearing that up, still scary though
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#23
Don't kill spiders! They kill all the other bugs we hate. Thats why when I see a spider in my house I just let him stay there because I would rather have spiders than all other bugs.
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Don't kill spiders! They kill all the other bugs we hate. Thats why when I see a spider in my house I just let him stay there because I would rather have spiders than all other bugs.

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#27
Spiders like to hang out in my towel.
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#28
Insects are bloody annoying!!

,yesterday I was walking down the street minding my own business...

then suddenly I felt something stinging me on the back of my head, I couldn't get it out because it was stuck in my hair. eventually my mate pulled it out,
apparently it was some wasp or bee or something. I still don't get how it got stuck in my hair
#31
id explode from fear if i saw that, or a bigger spider
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#34
There was a massive motha of a spider in my room a few weeks ago at about 2am. I woke my mum up to get it out of my room

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Spiders like to hang out in my towel.

One time I was drying off after a shower and I felt something on my shoulder. It was a huge ****ing spider. That was like 8 months ago and I'm still terrified of getting another.
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#37
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One time I was drying off after a shower and I felt something on my shoulder. It was a huge ****ing spider. That was like 8 months ago and I'm still terrified of getting another.

Yeah, that exact thing happened to me except it was a small spider on my arm.

I shake my towel off every time now.
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#38
Hah! Try waking up with one of those on your face, killing it, rolling over and seeing one one your wall, getting up to get a shoe to kill it, finding a third one hiding behind your shoe, killing that one and then going back and killing the one on the wall, and finding a second one on the wall, killing that one, and then sitting in paranoia for a half hour before going back to bed and dreaming about spiders, and then waking up and writing a song about spiders to appease the spider gods.
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#39
did the spider gods leave you alone? those damn bastards!
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#40
Had a good sized spider on my chest when i woke up in the middle of the night. it was right in front of my face and doing the spider chill and rub its mandibles thing and i literally had to tell myself to move and flip the covers on it where i proceeded to beat it with a plastic baseball bat.

If anyone lives in florida and knows what a Wolf spider is then you understand my terror. BTW i was 6..........
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