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#1
So I get up this morning and deiced to go get some drank at the corner store right next to my house. I put on a shirt grab my wallet and head out the door, I was shocked and offended when they refuse to let me buy soda because I was in my boxers. I've been shopping here for like 3 years now, they see me everyday. It's not like they were flashy boxers or some shit, more like short shorts made of flimsy material.

I won't be buying soda there anymore.
What kind of world do I live in where I need to put pants on for every single thing I do.
#4
No shirt
No pants
NO DICE!!


Also, next time you walk into a nudist store, make sure you are FULLY naked.
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#5
Prudes. I'm going to start my own shop where you have to shop in your underwear.
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#6
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

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#7
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Prudes. I'm going to start my own shop where you have to shop in your underwear.


I'll be your most loyal costumer.

For the record I had on slippers(flip-flops) and a shirt.
So I don't see what the big deal is.
#8
some guy was kicked out of an airplane because he weared a skirt, that guy was scottish and worse is, he was wearing underwear :S
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#9
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some guy was kicked out of an airplane because he weared a skirt, that guy was scottish and worse is, he was wearing underwear :S

This is bad...how?
#11
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This is bad...how?

most people go underwearless in kilts, and bad as in the airplane people were more at wrong to do such a thing
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#12
I'm kind of confused over the entire thing. Who cares if you have a shirt or shoes?
#13
^^Some clubs don't let you in if you look like shit anyway. Always nervous in the line to those places.

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#14
i have a buddy who walked into a macs convenience store holding his junk in an edmonton oilers hat... they still served him
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#15
What the **** is going on in this thread.

"He weared a skirt".
"Drank".

I just don't know.
#17
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some guy was kicked out of an airplane because he weared a skirt, that guy was scottish and worse is, he was wearing underwear :S

I thought kilts were known around the world What do people around the world think Englishmen wear to weddings?
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#18
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You people are just idiots, didn't your mama teach you any manners? Walking into a store without pants on is really disrespectful and disgraceful, that's why you were denied service.

Grow up.


I've seen girls wear riskier shit than boxers.
I don't see the problem I just wanted soda.
#19
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No shirt
No pants
NO DICE!!


What does the sign say?

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#20
my friend forced me to wear a blue sheet like a burka when we went to get lemons for lemonade.
#21
Are you kidding me? You always see people in pajamas and bathrobes at the local Exxons I go to. But then again I guess that's different than just boxers. But still, if they weren't wearing underwear UNDER that, then it should balance out right?
#22
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What the **** is going on in this thread.

"He weared a skirt".
"Drank".

I just don't know.



#25
Man, i buy my dranks like a boss
hit on Deborah, like a boss
get rejected, like a boss.

Tl;dr

Do it, like a boss
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#26
i never seen people shopping without wearing pants/shorts AND shirts. are you guys uncivilized?
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#27
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Man, i buy my dranks like a boss
hit on Deborah, like a boss
get rejected, like a boss.

Tl;dr

Do it, like a boss


I know that, you've said that like 400 times already.
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#28
Quote by JacobTheMe
What the **** is going on in this thread.

"He weared a skirt".
"Drank".

I just don't know.

They're raping the English language, my good man.
#29
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So I get up this morning and deiced to go get some drank at the corner store right next to my house. I put on a shirt grab my wallet and head out the door, I was shocked and offended when they refuse to let me buy soda because I was in my boxers. I've been shopping here for like 3 years now, they see me everyday. It's not like they were flashy boxers or some shit, more like short shorts made of flimsy material.

I won't be buying soda there anymore.
What kind of world do I live in where I need to put pants on for every single thing I do.


GRAPE DRANK
#30
Haha for those that don't know Purple Drank is a name for codeine syrup mixed with kool-aid and usually a jolly rancher candy to make it super sweet. It's become the drug of choice for rappers. It's all known as Sizzurp. That had me a little. Sounds like the cashier got a bit of a power trip huh? Especially if you're a regular. If people are allowed to go into stores loaded drunk n buy stuff, why not in boxers? I mean unless you had your tally whacker hanging out from the pee hole...I bet if you were an old man they wouldn't have said sh!t lol
#31
Quote by levi.lydat
I'll be your most loyal costumer.

For the record I had on slippers(flip-flops) and a shirt.
So I don't see what the big deal is.

I really like walking around like that. I can see why old people do it all the time.

I even accompanied a friend to his mum's waiting car that way.

#32
You went to the store in your boxers? I'm glad they didn't sell it to you. Just put on yesterday's pants.
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#33
indecent exposure is a class 2 felony you know...

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#34
Thread reminds me of this site.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

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then why are women still roaming around?
#36
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^^Some clubs don't let you in if you look like shit anyway. Always nervous in the line to those places.

Just to calm you, as far as I know if you don't look like a beggar or a gang member, if you're not allowed in it's probably because of your behavior while waiting in line rather than your appearance so just chill and you'll be alright.
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#37
I once walked into a cornerstore here in Ukraine wearing nothin but boxers and half of a watermelon on my head, bought a beer, and walked out. The dude behind the counter didn't give a rats ass. Must happen all the time here or something....
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#39
every corner shop should operate under "beach town" mentality where as long as you've got SOMETHING covering your balls (and preferably at least a bit of your ass) you can shop there since nobody is wearing clothes within a 5 mile radius of the beach.

It's not as if your local convenience store is ever a very classy joint anyways :hah
#40
Well, I went swimming today and ended up eating at IHOP after, I was only in flipflops, swimsuit, and a loose shirt, they didn't seem to mind...
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And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

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