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#1
So i get on the bus today to ride home from school (school bus duh) and i had my guitar with me so of course i had to bring the big honkin' axxed es-335 case and put in the seat in front of me so it wouldnt block her mirror view or fly around. the bucktoothed ignorant bus lady after a few seconds says "wats dis get it da-hell-up outtah heah" [ translation -"please move this" ] then not just touches my guitar but pushes it out of the seat (it was up and down against window) and i had to dive and grab the case to make sure nothing happened to it.

i had 3 choices at this point

1 - punch that thing in the face and doom her to a life of further dental hell.

2 - start screaming and cussing at her about what the hell was going through her mind

3 - Gather my belongings and get of the bus then walk 15 MILES home.

im sorry to say i chose the 3rd. so which would you have chosen? feel free to add clever options as needed as i need a "lightening up" and a good laugh.
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#4
Unless you are taking a class where you need it, you are a tool for bringing a guitar to school, why not focus on your work and save it for after school?
#5
If it was a hardshell case, why worry? Those things are meant to take punishment.
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#6
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#7
Ask the stupid bitch to be careful with the stuff I'd worked my ass off for

As politely as possible of course
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#8
What? You acted like a moron. Simple fact.
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#10
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Unless you are taking a class where you need it, you are a tool for bringing a guitar to school, why not focus on your work and save it for after school?



because i DO have a guitar class...year 3 of the school class...
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You were being a whinny kid, he simply stated that.


Fyi, this is the internetz, grow up or get out.

^^ then just leave it at school? or drive home, its not that hard to think of something. use your brain
#12
Good god, old women are the bane of my life. There is one in particular, a neighbour, who you wouldn't believe. She tells me to 'go back where i came from', I'm Irish. She should be used to it by now.
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#13
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What? You acted like a moron. Simple fact.


meaning i should have chose option one mr venice? or what?
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#14
Shit happens.

It was inappropriate of her to touch your belongings without asking permission first but I would have sucked up my pride and stayed on the damn bus.

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#15
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meaning i should have chose option one mr venice? or what?


or lean the guitar over so it's not in her way? or did you want to risk getting killed in an accident?
#16
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meaning i should have chose option one mr venice? or what?

Meaning you shouldve asked her where she wanted you to put it or show that it wont fit next to you or whatever.

Y'know.. what any mature person would do. Not spit your dummy out
#17
Flatten her tires obviously. Last time my friend had a problem with his bus driver he threw rotten eggs at him with a mask on and then ran for his life off of the bus haha.

But that's if you want to risk ruining your life.
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#18
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meaning i should have chose option one mr venice? or what?

Should've been polite when walking on the bus seen as you were bringing on something that was taking about alot of space, perhaps asked her where is best to keep it? Instead of acting like a whiny brat. Hope you enjoyed your walk. Learn a lesson.
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#19
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Meaning you shouldve asked her where she wanted you to put it or show that it wont fit next to you or whatever.

Y'know.. what any mature person would do. Not spit your dummy out


eh, when will these middle school kids ever learn
#20
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or lean the guitar over so it's not in her way? or did you want to risk getting killed in an accident?


dude. off the nutsack. i dont know who took your favorite crayons without your permission but it wasnt me homeboy. so if you dont like me you dont have to keep posting on this thread...just a fact.
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#21
first things first, give her a grammar lesson. secondly explain to her that she has no valid reason for wanting the case of the bus and refue to move. If this fails just deck her and run.
#22
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no you cant, since thats the most legitimate response. not a ****ing thing happened to your guitar, its totally fine so suck it up
#23
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Flatten her tires obviously. Last time my friend had a problem with his bus driver he threw rotten eggs at him with a mask on and then ran for his life off of the bus haha.

But that's if you want to risk ruining your life.


now thats just creepy. funny. but creepy.
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#25
You seriously left the bus without saying nothing? What did you accomplish lol? You basically acted and looked like a bitch. No offense
#26
Come on TS, slash her tires or don't ride the bus. Simple.
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#28
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dude. off the nutsack. i dont know who took your favorite crayons without your permission but it wasnt me homeboy. so if you dont like me you dont have to keep posting on this thread...just a fact.



You're being a jackass, seriously.
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You're being a jackass, seriously.

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#30
I'd be pissed off aswell and I'd puss it and get off the bus.

I don't get why everyone is at the guys throat like he just killed their whole family then broke their guitar.
#31
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Come on TS, slash her tires or don't ride the bus. Simple.


off topic - Hitchhikers guide = painful amounts of laughter.

on topic - i think the slashing the tires thing is dangerous on several levels. knife could fly back and keel me or a passerby XD.
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#32
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off topic - Hitchhikers guide = painful amounts of laughter.

on topic - i think the slashing the tires thing is dangerous on several levels. knife could fly back and keel me or a passerby XD.

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#34
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You're being a jackass, seriously.


after staring at this post for several minutes i still have NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN. what i mean is if you dont like something you dont have to keep at it. its like shooting urself in the foot. ya feel 0-o.
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#36
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I'd be pissed off aswell and I'd puss it and get off the bus.

I don't get why everyone is at the guys throat like he just killed their whole family then broke their guitar.

Well, nah

TS is at the "bus lady"s throat like she just killed his family, because she asked him to move the guitar.

I'm pretty sure the safely of everyone on the bus is of more importance to her that some kid's guitar (which is in a hardcase anyway)

TS being too immature to understand/realise this is his own fault
#37
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after staring at this post for several minutes i still have NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN. what i mean is if you dont like something you dont have to keep at it. its like shooting urself in the foot. ya feel 0-o.

He means that you're overreacting to a little thing.
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#38
1. Although yes, you should have asked her where the best place on the bus to put it was...
2. That was a total Be-otch move on her part to simply knock over your stuff, let alone touch it w/o permission. It may be her bus, but that situation shouldn't have called for her to pull that kind of sh*t. I would have chose a mature, very serious version of option 2, no one should be able to get away with that.
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after staring at this post for several minutes i still have NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN. what i mean is if you dont like something you dont have to keep at it. its like shooting urself in the foot. ya feel 0-o.

You must be pretty dense then, as if it wasn't already apparent.

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dude. off the nutsack. i dont know who took your favorite crayons without your permission but it wasnt me homeboy.


You acted butthurt in the OP and most of your posts, hence the picture. And in the above quoted part and the OP you made yourself out to be a jackass.
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#40
I've been thinking of posting that TS could have put his guitar in his vagina, but that's a bit lowbrow so instead I'll just hope he's learned a lesson from his experiences.

In other words - if you have a story to post in the pit, make sure you don't look like a bitch in said story before you post it.
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