#1
Just happened to me 2 seconds ago. Closed the window just as my dad came in. He saw a chick in a bra, though. Told him it was a youtube video about a guy pranking his girlfriend. Think he bought it.

What's the BS you've come up with when you've gotten caught?
#3
You're fapping to the pit aren't you?
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#5
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You're fapping to the pit aren't you/


It was some girls webcam.
#7
I fell asleep jerking it once and my grandmother came in that morning and found my pants down and me asleep and screamed. I told her I got hot during the night. I think she bought it. haha
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#11
Why are you in my apartment?
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#14
I was buying the farm.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#16
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It was some girls webcam.

Stickam?

Link.. Just so we can make sure it IS a girl you are fapping to.
#17
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I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off.

Edit: I've never been caught by the way.


Mark Hoppus reference! I love you!

Anyways, I've never been caught, I'd just sort of be like... well, may I help you? I've got no reason to go out of my way to hide it if I'm already caught. My parents aren't going to hit me for donating to my spank bank.
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#18
Never been caught, but if i did I would probably just start crying


...I wouldn't stop fapping though
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#19
Trust me TS, that was a terrible lie. Your parents can tell and they know you better than you know yourself.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#20
I have a lock on my door. If i get a knock, "hold on, I'm stringing my guitar!"
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#21
You told me to go screw myself.... so why are you yelling?

and I'm not knocking up anyone, so why not?
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#23
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I have a lock on my door. If i get a knock, "hold on, I'm stringing my guitar!"


This statement would make a whole hell of a lot more sense if there wasn't grunting, moaning, heavy breathing, a yelp and then zipping coming from your day.

Unless you get off by changing guitar strings...
#25
Never gotten caught. But, really there's nothing to say. They know what you've been doing. They know you do it. Everyone does it. They didn't buy it, they just pretended to in order to save you embarrassment.

All you can say is "Care to join me?"
#26
*is jerking it in the ladies change room*

*lady walks in and asks " what are you doing!?"*

*you reply*

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I really don't see how it's that big a deal.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#27
Never been caught, but I'm sure my parents know I do it. No idea what I'd say if they walked in on me though, lucky for me I have a lock, so that's unlikely
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#28
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Stickam?

Link.. Just so we can make sure it IS a girl you are fapping to.


Recorded stickam, yes.
#29
I only got caught twice.

Once by my Mom...

*Mom barges into the bathroom while I'm wanking*

Me: WTF?!
Her: Sorry! *leaves*

later on...

Her: What were you doing in there?
Me: Jacking off. What's for dinner?
Her: *laughs* Hamburger Helper.

And another time by my grandpa...

Grandpa: What the hell....do you have to do that in the living room? I use that computer too.

Me: This is why I need a laptop and we need some wi-fi.
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#30
no excuses, just say "The **** y'all looking at?" the way Ed Wuncler III does in The Boondocks.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#31
Quote by dudetheman
I only got caught twice.

Once by my Mom...

*Mom barges into the bathroom while I'm wanking*

Me: WTF?!
Her: Sorry! *leaves*

later on...

Her: What were you doing in there?
Me: Jacking off. What's for dinner?
Her: *laughs* Hamburger Helper.

And another time by my grandpa...

Grandpa: What the hell....do you have to do that in the living room? I use that computer too.

Me: This is why I need a laptop and we need some wi-fi.



bitch. who the **** asks that. she knows goddamn well.
#32
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never gotten caught


/ninja

Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#34
Never been caught.
Got caught downloading porn once (I was 13, gimmie a break.. I know not to download it now)
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