#1
This websites hilarious. I swear I think I was talking to kanye west:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: I have'nt eaten fishsticks in 5 years
Stranger: that makes me sad
You: but u like them?
Stranger: My grandmother used to make them for me when I went to her house
Stranger: yes fishtsticks are quite tasty with ketcup
You: you like putting them into your mouth?
Stranger: Fish-sticks? yes
You: well what are ya A GAYFISH!
Stranger: because thats how I eat them
You: ha hahah hahahahahahah
Stranger: I'm not a fish
Stranger: ...
You: yes you are
You: your a gay fish
Stranger: give me proof that I am a fish
You: you like fishsticks in your mouth that makes you a gay fish
You: you have gills
Stranger: Prove that I have gills
Stranger: child
You: you like fishsticks right?
Stranger: My grandmother used to make them for me when I went to her house
Stranger: yes fishtsticks are quite tasty with ketcup
You: well your a gay fish
Stranger: im not a fish...
You: yes you are
You: nd gay
You: a gay fish
Stranger: I cant be a gay fish if im a straight human
You: but u like fishsticks
Stranger: Liking fishsticks has nothing to do with sexual orientation. And even if one where to be a fish and liks fishticks that would not be homosexual because fish sticks are not the same as fish dicks.
Stranger: If anything liking fishsticks and being a fish would make you a cannibal
Stranger: cannibalism is frowned upon in most civilized societies.
Stranger: and what do you say to that child?
You: I say
You: your a gay fish
You: because u like fishsticks
Stranger: You: Liking fishsticks has nothing to do with sexual orientation. And even if one where to be a fish and liks fishticks that would not be homosexual because fish sticks are not the same as fish dicks.
You: If anything liking fishsticks and being a fish would make you a cannibal
You: cannibalism is frowned upon in most civilized societies.
You: and what do you say to that child?
Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do you like fishsticks?
You: I have'nt eaten fishsticks in 5 years
You: that makes me sad
Stranger: but u like them?
You: My grandmother used to make them for me when I went to her house
You: yes fishtsticks are quite tasty with ketcup
Stranger: you like putting them into your mouth?
You: Fish-sticks? yes
Stranger: well what are ya A GAYFISH!
You: because thats how I eat them
Stranger: ha hahah hahahahahahah
You: I'm not a fish
You: ...
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: your a gay fish
You: give me proof that I am a fish
Stranger: you like fishsticks in your mouth that makes you a gay fish
Stranger: you have gills
You: Prove that I have gills
You: child
Stranger: you like fishsticks right?
You: My grandmother used to make them for me when I went to her house
You: yes fishtsticks are quite tasty with ketcup
Stranger: well your a gay fish
You: im not a fish...
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: nd gay
Stranger: a gay fish
You: I cant be a gay fish if im a straight human
Stranger: but u like fishsticks
You: Liking fishsticks has nothing to do with sexual orientation. And even if one where to be a fish and liks fishticks that would not be homosexual because fish sticks are not the same as fish dicks.
You: If anything liking fishsticks and being a fish would make you a cannibal
You: cannibalism is frowned upon in most civilized societies.
You: and what do you say to that child?
Stranger: I say
Stranger: your a gay fish
Stranger: because u like fishsticks
You: You: Liking fishsticks has nothing to do with sexual orientation. And even if one where to be a fish and liks fishticks that would not be homosexual because fish sticks are not the same as fish dicks.
You: If anything liking fishsticks and being a fish would make you a cannibal
You: cannibalism is frowned upon in most civilized societies.
You: and what do you say to that child?
Stranger: bye bye now gayfish.

TL;DR I told some guy he was a gayfish and he got mad

Anyways post this message into Omegle http://omegle.com/

[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

Then Post your conversations here
Last edited by sr124 at Aug 25, 2010,
#7
Oh god, i thought these were now a bannable offence now... Anyways, Inb4lock. *'ported*
Schecter Hellraiser C7 FR/Bareknuckle Cold Sweat/Liquifire
Godin A12 - For Sale
1991 EBMM Silhouette
Emperor 2x12

7+>6, ERG Legion

Like going fast?