#3
Women should not use cars, remote controls, and cellphones

/sexist comment
#4
Oh man that's great.

That guy is the worst spot thief ever

And that woman is a great driver
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#5
Should have smashed the guy's windows in for being such an arse

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#9
Staged video is still funny.
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#11
XD.

That was epic.
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#14
Brilliant.

Also funny
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#15
this thread makes me sad, since I can't drive for shit.

my mom tried to teach me how to drive stick the other day. I almost ran over an old man walking his dog. then I stalled, and couldn't get into first.

#16
haha i saw someone doing that...

woman pulls up and ties to parallel park in a space that could fit 2 regular cars or 3 small ones.

she reverses into the huge ass spot, pulls out too quickly, ends up 4 feet form the pavement.... rinse and repeat 4 times, then gives up and drives away.

5 seconds later another car pulls up, parks int he same spot without even having to reverse :P

edit: nevermind i thought this was this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd06Zxp9eU8&feature=related)
also this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKFaBvW6oc&feature=related
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hahaha
Lets jump in a pool


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#19
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this thread makes me sad, since I can't drive for shit.

my mom tried to teach me how to drive stick the other day. I almost ran over an old man walking his dog. then I stalled, and couldn't get into first.

It's tough at first, but after you do it a few times, it's easy a pie. Almost like riding a bicycle now. It's something I'll never forget how to do. And don't worry about stalling the car. Everyone does it. I still do it from time to time.
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#20
WHAT?! Gentlemen give this lady a round of applause
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#21
saw this a while back but it's still epic
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#23
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Also that was pretty funny, until that weedy little hatchback twat dents the hell out of her nice shiny car opening his door to get out.
#24
So proud right now.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
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Staged video is still funny.

Naw, Chinese people will do that, for real. We park on the sidewalks half the time.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#26
It'd be funny if it wasn't staged.
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#28
if it's not fake...enjoy having your car interior splattered with some kind of drink dumbo
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#30
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if it's not fake...enjoy having your car interior splattered with some kind of drink dumbo


The sunroof closes remotely too.
#31
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The sunroof closes remotely too.

oh crap did she close it lol i didn't watch till the very end...
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#32
The video not working for anyone else?
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#34
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oh crap did she close it lol i didn't watch till the very end...


No but it would be a pretty crap car if it didn't, and I think I remember seeing it advertised.
#35
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No but it would be a pretty crap car if it didn't, and I think I remember seeing it advertised.

true but all it takes is a quick sex if they have a drink or some form of staining material... its what i would do... even tho it would be my fault for being a dick trying to cut off someone like that
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