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#1
So who here suffers from stage fright? Even some of the manliest men from the pit suffer from it I'm sure

I get it all the time, it happened to me again last night.
So I was in the Cinema and I had to go pee. I went into the toilets and the only person in the toilets was a cleaner, so I went into a cubical, and guess what I couldn't go. So I waited a while, walked out and discovered he had left, went back into the toilet and pissed straight away. Yes that's right, I even get stage fright in cubicles!
#2
Never had that problem.
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#4
It usually only happens when at a hockey game or something so there's a huge ass line up to go to the bathroom, and I just stop working
#5
I was once in the toilet at a Burger King when a (female) cleaner walked in and started cleaning the sinks etc. Both me and the guy at the urinal next to me got stagefright. We both stood for about a minute with nothing happening, then walked shamefully away. Very awkward at the time, but funny when I look back on it.
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#7
Try staring straight up and closing your eyes. May look stupid but when your actually having a rockin piss you wont care.
#8
I kinda stopped having that problem when I went to some music festivals. Having to piss in a hedge along a path, while hundreds of people walk past, is a pretty good cure.
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I kinda stopped having that problem when I went to some music festivals. Having to piss in a hedge along a path, while hundreds of people walk past, is a pretty good cure.

I had it the worst at Oxegen this year. I had a really good spot for Muse but really needed to pee. So I cued for a toilet for about 20 mins and when I finally got into the toilet I couldn't go. So because of that I got a not so good spot for Muse and needed to pee throughout their whole set
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I had it the worst at Oxegen this year. I had a really good spot for Muse but really needed to pee. So I cued for a toilet for about 20 mins and when I finally got into the toilet I couldn't go. So because of that I got a not so good spot for Muse and needed to pee throughout their whole set



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I had it the worst at Oxegen this year. I had a really good spot for Muse but really needed to pee. So I cued for a toilet for about 20 mins and when I finally got into the toilet I couldn't go. So because of that I got a not so good spot for Muse and needed to pee throughout their whole set

At Leeds last year my mate casually utilised a bottle in the middle of the crowd.

Such bravery.
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#13
I thought this was about being so frightened you peed yourself...

I guess I'm alone...
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At Leeds last year my mate casually utilised a bottle in the middle of the crowd.

Such bravery.

I was going to go in the middle of a concert in a bottle, some girls even offered to stand around me while I did it. I wonder if I would have been able to go?
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Nope, never had this problem, just look at the wall in front of you and piss


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I was going to go in the middle of a concert in a bottle, some girls even offered to stand around me while I did it. I wonder if I would have been able to go?

Well if you weren't able, it would be a hundred times worse
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"Why is there no pee in the bottle?"
"I was..... thirsty"
#19
I can't do it at all. At Bloodstock Open Air earlier this year I really really badly needed to piss and they had these weird little triangle urinal things that three people could use at the same time. Anyway, I thought the coast was clear and so stood on it and went for it but as soon as I was about to go two guys stepped onto it and I froze. It's so damn awkward, your basically facing opposite two guys. I just faked it and went into a urinal
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#21
A little. The only cure is to keep at what you're doing though, so it's never stopped me from performing.
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#22
That usually only happens to me when the people are my peers or girlfriend. Unfortunately, I think the same thing goes with ejaculating.
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#23
Happened to me. Bunch of people waiting in line to pee after me, and I stood there for like 8 mins. Awkward as hell.
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#25
I doesn't get it of the same reasons; I get it when I have to hurry and really have to pee.
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#27
Yeah I get it. It's like 1 second is 1 minute and you think 'shit, this guy must think i'm nuts, why ain't I peeing! come on! pee!!!!
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#28
Happened only once in a pub.

I hate taking shits if someones listening tho.
#29
Sober - Urinal's not even happening, sometimes I can't even go in a public restroom unless it's completely empty.

Drunk - Don't give a fuck, I'll piss in your mouth.
#30
Very much so. So much that I wait till anyone else leaves the bathroom. Probably because seeing someone else's junk isn't really my thing.
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#31
Yeah, but it's gotten better for me. Sometimes I get it in weird situations where I shouldn't (like cubicles) and I have almost no problem in public XD Not in front of people, but behind buildings at the wee hours of night.
#32
Strangely, although I'm a very self-conscious person, I've never had this problem; even when there's the occasional person who talks to you while you're at the urinal, I still have no problem with it.
#33
I get this pretty bad. I've thought about seeking help but in the end what difference does it make? Doesn't really **** my life up.
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#34
Yeah, I get this. It's actually to the point I just avoid public bathrooms altogether.


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#35
Doesn't happen to me, I've pissed in a parking lot before as people drove by.
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#36
I get it, I can't even use urinals if somebody else is in the room.
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#37
Depends. If there's an urinal between me and another guy then it doesn't happen, but if there's 3 of us all lined up using them then I just cant. If I'm in a cubical then I don't have a problem, though I won't go for a shit in a public bathroom, never.
#38
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Sober - Urinal's not even happening, sometimes I can't even go in a public restroom unless it's completely empty.

Drunk - Don't give a fuck, I'll piss in your mouth.
One night I was out I could easily piss in the urinal sober. Once it got later I was pretty drunk and I couldn't go, which is weird because stage fright is the last thing I would be thinking about when I'm drunk
#39
Never had this problem.
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#40
EDIT: crap, i just realized its about peeing

i actually have that, i sometimes cant even go if there are people at the urinals. thats when i have a half-empty bladder tho, like if i wanna go before going to the theater so i dont have to in the middle of the movie. when i really have to go i can do it in the school halway. And i can pretty much pee everywhere when im drunk.
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