#1
So today I wanted to go to the gym, but for some reason the membership card wasn't in my wallet.
I had no idea where else I could've put it, so I spent the whole afternoon rummaging through my entire room, checking every nook and cranny where it could've fallen. I moved furniture back and forth, checked under stacks of books, and in the end probably got some excersize anyway, but after a while I said "fuck it, I'll pay the 20 bucks fee for a new card", went back to my desk to be lazy and surf the internet...

...and there the card was, under a CD case I had put on my desk


I'm sure other people have similar stories of looking for things that were right under their noses, or looking everywhere for a hat or scarf that they're already wearing.

Tell us yours!
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Aug 25, 2010,
#2
It happens with pretty much everything i lose.

The other day actually i spent 5 minutes looking for my pen in my van only to find out later that i was holding it in my hand. D:
Last edited by ikitson at Aug 25, 2010,
#5
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Picks.

wait


you actually FIND picks that you lose again? You mean they're not stolen forever by gnomes?
#6
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Picks.

This, and my car keys. I'll look under chairs, tables, in old pants, in couch cushions, virtually everywhere only to find they're in my hand.
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#7
I usually don't lose picks and if I do they are gone forever, but one time in 5th grade I lost an eraser that was in my hand.
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I usually don't lose picks and if I do they are gone forever, but one time in 5th grade I lost an eraser that was in my hand.


Well then you never really lost it, did you?
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#11
One time I lost my upper lip one time.
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#12
Quote by CoreysMonster
wait


you actually FIND picks that you lose again? You mean they're not stolen forever by gnomes?

i saw a pick gnome once, he wore a red hat and had a preference for Tortex picks

if i ever see that bastard again.......
#13
I HATE pick gnomes!!!
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#14
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i saw a pick gnome once, he wore a red hat and had a preference for Tortex picks

if i ever see that bastard again.......


I hate those things, they always burn or eat my favorite Fender picks.
#15
I hadn't had time to use my tv for the past few days, and I sat down to relax and watch a movie, but I couldn't find my remote and I couldn't figure out how to change the input on my TV without said remote. I looked everywhere for it, only to figure out after I said 'screw it' and sat down on at my computer that the remote was on the desk the whole time. I guess I just got so used to seeing it there, I thought it was a part of the desk or something. Who knows, but I hate it when that happens.
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#16
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i cant count how many times this has happened to me with my picks

This.
Quote by CoreysMonster
wait


you actually FIND picks that you lose again? You mean they're not stolen forever by gnomes?

Mine have never been stolen. I still have all my jazz IIIs
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#18
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i lost my moustache once. it was right under my nose.

my thoughts exactly. i keep losing my belts, but i eventually find them in wierd places...
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Ditto.

:/
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#20
I once spent hours looking for a standard jack to guitar jack adapter, then found it in my back pocket
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