#1
Hey pit,

Me and a couple buddies were messing around and asking each other some questions. One of my friends asked "where was the weirdest place you have ever jacked off?" I'm sorry if this question has been done already im a bit of a UGnoob but i would like to hear your stories. Personally my weirdest place was in a restaurant bathroom while using the urinal... I WAS YOUNG WHEN I DID THAT
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#10
yea i jacked off at work once too. Shit just gets boring sometimes and bathroom breaks can make for good alone time.
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#13
in a tent camping
everyone left cause they forgot something i think a bag of clothes or something
was left behind alone for a couple hours to watch the things and thought id have a wack in the wilderness
#14
u guys should think... what room in your house did u not jack off in?

i just crossed the living room off my list ;D
#15
a car in a parking lot outside of great clips.
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#16
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u guys should think... what room in your house did u not jack off in?

i just crossed the living room off my list ;D


In that case, I have no list >_>

As for the weirdest place I've ever jacked off... my friends moms bedroom... It was an invigorating time
#17
never jerked it in the shower to hard to stand up and do it.
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never jerked it in the shower to hard to stand up and do it.


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#20
I've decided to jack off at every summer job I get from now on. I've got a college admission building and a tobacco prevention organization.
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#24
Got a BJ on my ex's bathroom sink from her sister. That's pretty weird, I guess.

I dunno about masturbating though.
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I've decided to jack off at every summer job I get from now on. I've got a college admission building and a tobacco prevention organization.

Like a dog marking his territory!