I want to delete my Ultimate Guitar profille, and I don't know how to do it, so is there anyone who can help me!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm pretty sure you just need to message someone on the UG team, and they will do it. I'm not 100% sure though.
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.

remove your liver with a rusty razor! >:-(
I'm like a black Dr. Who, Except I'm white

I only watch porn with names that are puns or have alliteration in the title...
CPDmusic is right, though most of the time they will not do it. I remember some dude in particular who was in harrassed by someone and not even then they did it.
Accounts are not deleted. If you have a viable reason to warrant a username change (and looking at your username, you most likely dont), then PM Carmel, the admin.

Otherwise, just stop using this account. Don't create a new one though, as both accounts will be banned.
Couldn't mods just perma-ban you pretty easily?
Or is that different to usual banning?

I remember Nelsean banned me while I had my high school finals going on, then he let me back in after that time.
So, couldn't that happen, but they just don't un-ban you?
Like they said^ Admins can delete accounts, but they probably won't.

If your worried about personal information, you can delete that yourself. Also, if you want this account banned, just PM a mod and ask, don't go on a spam spree.
You can call me Aaron.

Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
Listen to what everyone else already said. Accounts don't get deleted. Your account can be banned forever if you want it to be. Contact me or another mod/admin by private message and let us know what's going on.