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#1
I was debating whether to make this thread. But believe it has enough purpose to live.

In approximately 14 hours i am having minor surgery. Well i say minor surgery, i'll limp away a different man. I'm having a circumcision for medical reasons. Please don't turn this into a pro/anti-circumcision debate, we've had enough of those in here.

This'll be my first time under General Anaesthetic, and i am shitting myself. The hospital changed my appointment 3 times today.

What i was wondering was who else has experience with waiting for surgery, and how do you deal with it?

Also this;

Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.

When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.

" What does that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

" How old were you when it was cut off?"

" My mom said that I was two days old."

" Did it hurt?"

" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"
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#3
First of all, I wouldn't sweat it about the circumcision. Though, I will warn you, it will be a little sore for a while, and it will feel a bit strange, but you'll get used to it.

Second, the surgery it self, really, unless you have a known problem with anesthesia, I wouldn't worry. I remember before my surgery (not penis related) they gave me a pill to chill me out, even before the anesthesia. Just don't get all worked up about it, and you'll do fine.
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#4
well, welcome to the circumsized world in 14 hours
its gonna hurt like a bitch after the surgery too

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#5
I hope you give the doctor a tip afterwards.

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#8
I've had two major opperations but for a different cause, i had to wait 3 days for the operation which the re-cheduled 4 times, then, after they were done with that, which took 3 days to decided, they decided to do another operation to nicely annoy me.
It's nothing too bad, im sure that you'll live
Good luck and hope your ok dude
#10
Just think of it this way: hardly anyone (if any at all) have died from a circumcision. You will be fine, so don't even worry about it.
#15
i got circumcised 7 months ago on my birthday, and it seriously isnt a big deal. it only hurt for a few hours afterwards and the only problem after that was that it was hard to walk cause its so sensitive. reason i got it was because i had balanitis and phimosis, hbu?

ps,
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Having known both circumcised and uncircumcised orgasm you're probably not going to enjoy sex much any more anyway.

this is bullshit. it feels exactly the same for me

also pm me if you have any more questions cause i dont check forums often
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#16
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#17
Hey man. Don't sweat the anesthesia, I've had to go under twice (major hip surgery on both sides). As long as you're not scared of needles, there really should be no problem. And if you are afraid of needles, brace yourself for the IV.
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#18
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I have half a foreskin, so where does that leave me?


You can take both sides in one of the pits circumcision arguments. Feel proud, you are superior.

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Hey man. Don't sweat the anesthesia, I've had to go under twice (major hip surgery on both sides). As long as you're not scared of needles, there really should be no problem. And if you are afraid of needles, brace yourself for the IV.


I think that's my biggest worry. I'm okay with injections on my upper arm. I'm fine with giving blood from the inner elbow. But a needle in the back of my hand is a really weird concept.
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Having known both circumcised and uncircumcised orgasm you're probably not going to enjoy sex much any more anyway.

confusing statement is confusing

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#20
Okay, on the downside you're about to get painfully sliced. On the upside, if it turns out the Jews were right all along then you're in with an increased chance of going to heaven!
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#21
masturbate before and after and tell us the difference in feeling.
you'll have to wait quite some time before the after,
but yeah, I'm seriously curious to hear how it is different, if it is
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#22
Why don't doctors that perfrom circumcisions get paid?

Because they just keep the tips.
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#23
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I think that's my biggest worry. I'm okay with injections on my upper arm. I'm fine with giving blood from the inner elbow. But a needle in the back of my hand is a really weird concept.


It feels pretty weird, too. But the actual administration of the anesthesia feels even weirder, although in a good way. Also, remember not to move that hand to hastily when you're hooked up to the IV. You won't rip it out unless you're deliberately trying to, but it hurts to tug at it, so be careful.
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#25
I remember getting put under to get my hernia corrected, the anesthesea felt cold as it went into my hand which was weird.

But I wouldn't worry about a thing, you go out in seconds and just wake up later on feeling groggy and a bit sore.
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#26
Just take comfort in the fact that general anesthesia only kills about 18% of the people it's administered to.


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#28
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A load of the nerve endings are in the foreskin, so being circumcised supposedly reduces sexually pleasure. I don't know the validity of that I'm just being a dick.

Considering the conversation, that last sentence really makes you think.
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#29
An old friend of mine had to have hsi removed from surgical reasons... Could never understand why. Why you having yours lobbed off?
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An old friend of mine had to have hsi removed from surgical reasons... Could never understand why. Why you having yours lobbed off?


The doctors never gave me a name for it but, it's pretty much phimiosis.

*Note* Webpage has images of penes

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But not as bad as the image there.
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#31
Wow... I know it's wikipedia, and not exactly porn... but you might want to take that link down.
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#32
Honestly I had to go under for the same exact reasons. I think they screwed up the anesthesia (sp?) because I felt sick from it for 2 or 3 days and i couldnt really do anything without vomiting. So basically it felt a little bit worse than when I OD'd
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#34
That phimosis picture looks like those sausages that are tied up at each end
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#35
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I remember getting put under to get my hernia corrected, the anesthesea felt cold as it went into my hand which was weird.

But I wouldn't worry about a thing, you go out in seconds and just wake up later on feeling groggy and a bit sore.

Reminds me of my first date
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#36
lolpenis?

I've had surgery a couple of times, once of which I can remember, and to be honest, it's nothing. The General Anaesthetic (sp?) works instantly and next thing you know you're waking up and the sun is in a completely different place, which is somewhat confusing. You then look down at the scars that have been created and all of the dried blood all over your body, you then throw up and then go home.

Oh, and you might shit yourself afterwards without noticing, because of the general anaesthetic.
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#38
Ah surgery nothing to worry about

I had general anaesthetic in theatre a few years back for a orthopaedic injury, very un-traumatic. Here's what happens...

You'll have to fast unfortunately, so no food for 24 hours before surgery. You can eat immediately after though.
They take you into most likely the anaesthetist room, put a little plastic clip on your wrist for injections (doesn't hurt) then they take you into recovery just outside the theatre. They may give you some painkillers before you go in as well, if its via injection it'll happen here, if it's via a different way then they'll do it once you're under
They'll chat to you, ask about football or something, then inject the anaesthetic in your little clip, then without noticing you'll just become very tired and fall asleep within a few seconds... you don't think about it.

You wake up in recovery again as if you were asleep, you'll feel that time has passed (you don't see theatre, and probably won't see your surgeons).
The anaesthetist and whoever else you want will be there. They'll allow you to fully wake up and if you're lucky they'll give you a few shots of morphine, if they offer it take it!
Then they'll cart you back to your ward if that's what you're doing, or you may stay in recovery until you are discharged.

Any side effects from the anaesthetic may be sickness, about an hour after waking I was suddenly sick. If this happens a nurse will inject you with something to stop it, and it doesn't happen again.

I found the whole experience quite interesting/fun! It was a welcome break from sitting in bed for hours bored.
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Quote by SG_dave
they told me to stop eating at 7 in the morning and my appointment is at half 12.


Ah.. well you're lucky, I had a 24 hour fast for some reason.

I tell you, the jam on toast I had in the ward afterwards was one of the best meals of my lifetime!
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