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Shave goatee, grow beard.
71 31%
Keep goatee, grow beard.
56 24%
Just keep goatee (unlikely, but vote your thoughts!)
16 7%
Shave it off (unlikely, but vote your thoughts!)
59 26%
I hate you and hope you die of cancer.
29 13%
Voters: 231.
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#1


Just took that now. I look messy but eh.

I want to grow a beard. I only grow straps and moustaches. The question is, should I grow the beard on top of the goatee or shave off the goatee and grow the beard? If I keep the goatee, I'll have a pointy beard going on.

Go.
#2
shave the goat, then grow the beard
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#3
Keep goatee.
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#4
Oh sup jesus
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December 14, 2017
#5
Wizards have pointy beards, I say grow it over your goatee.
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#9
Oh f*ck, shave it off.
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#12
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#13
Quote by Craigo
It's also worth pointing out that my preferences are not necessarily what will make me look the most attractive.


Then why are you asking us?
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#14
Looks fine to me.
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#15
Keep your goatee, and grow your beard. Yes I did vote for that anyway, which makes this post pointless...

I just thought you should know that I care...
#19
Keep the beard if you're going to be growing a moustache as well. Otherwise, shave.

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If Craigo looked like that, there would literally be no one ever to make fun of him. Except Aladdin, that jackass.
#20
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More hair = more women. Simple math.


You mean facial hair right,where I am from you even have to shave your legs to go out on short,or else your reputation as a hairy monkey is going to spread like fire and in that case my friend.

More hair=girls laughing at you.....

I hate being a monkey guess that's why I decided to be the best kinda monke....

THE PIT MONKEY!!!
#22
Except Aladdin probably died a millenia or so ago. Jafar is a genie; immortally trapped in his lamp. No more Aladdin to make fun of him.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#23
Quote by Craigo
Because my aesthetic preferences are not necessarily aligned with my want to mate with a female?


I'm going off of a picture, so I tell you what I think would look best. But then you don't care about how it looks, so I dunno what you want.
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#25
You're not a fucking polar bear.
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#27
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I'm going off of a picture, so I tell you what I think would look best. But then you don't care about how it looks, so I dunno what you want.

I don't think you quite understood what I said.
#30
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Shave it off. Cut your hair too.

I like having long hair and am at a point in my life where I can have long hair. It's going off as soon as I want it off or as soon as I need it off, and by that point, it's staying off.
#33
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I don't think you quite understood what I said.


I know , I'm trying to.
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#34
Quote by genghisgandhi
Grow a beard. I wish I didn't have blond hair, so I can have a visible beard.

I most likely am but that's the main question. Should I shave off my goatee before growing out a beard? Growing on top of my goatee would make it more pointy.
#37
Quote by Craigo
I most likely am but that's the main question. Should I shave off my goatee before growing out a beard? Growing on top of my goatee would make it more pointy.

Shave it then. I voted for the wrong option.

EDIT - Actually don't. Try the wizard look for a little bit.
#38
Quote by Craigo
I most likely am but that's the main question. Should I shave off my goatee before growing out a beard? Growing on top of my goatee would make it more pointy.

Serious answer man. Shave it off and start over. It will make it much easier to shape it later.
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#39
Once it gets big enough you can keep M&Ms in it.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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#40
Quote by genghisgandhi
EDIT - Don't cut your hair until you get to the age were it's creepy for a guy your age.

I might cut it off next year down to super short and then get it growing again. Alternatively, I could spend the rest of the amount of time I'm doing my degree growing my hair solely because I can. Two more years of growth before I cut my hair and keep it short for good.
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I know , I'm trying to.

Alrighty. I saw a guy the other day with a thick moustache, goatee, and shaved head whilst wearing glasses. Whilst definitely not a guy the women are chasing, he looked damn cool. You can look good without looking a type of good which is definitely attractive, you know?
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