Alleged Terrorist Connected To Al-Qaeda Auditioned For Canadian Idol

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he blew me away
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wait hold on.. canadian idol?

yeah I lol'd too, did you know there's also a latin-american idol?
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At least he isn't exploding out of his clothing like some of the sluts they put on the show.
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...there wasn't a lot of information about the terrorist thing itself. Why was he arrested for attempting terrorism?
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“When I woke up and came to work this morning, this would have been way down my list of things that might have happened,” said Paul Collins, president and CEO of the hospital. “It was very surreal, actually, to hear. Nobody really saw this coming at all.”

Well no shit.
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Yeah... he really killed out there.
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Those were some explosive dance moves he pulled off.
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That audition was the equivalent of a terrorist act with an explosive device.
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wait hold on.. canadian idol?

well you know canada for some reason are completely bent on making the difference between us and the United States disappear. We're like America's little brother who wants to be like it's bigger brother. (This is not a compliment to America)
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He seems like a funny guy, kind of makes me sad.


This.
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well you know canada for some reason are completely bent on making the difference between us and the United States disappear. We're like America's little brother who wants to be like it's bigger brother. (This is not a compliment to America)

Sounds like a compliment to me. C'mere, little bro.

edit: That is insane though. I bet those who hired him at the hospital are catching all kinds of shit.
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...there wasn't a lot of information about the terrorist thing itself. Why was he arrested for attempting terrorism?


No clue. The news here is hilariously bad. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy is 100% innocent, and only found out about these charges when he woke up and read the paper this morning .

There's almost 5 paragraphs on him playing fucking ball hockey.