Poll: Should I...
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Grow it back the same
20 24%
Grow it back different
12 15%
Stay clean shaven
12 15%
Rearrange the bone structure of my face
38 46%
Voters: 82.
#1
Hello pit,
Since there seem to have been a large number of facial-hair-related threads lately, I've decided I'll add one to the list. I shaved my goatee off a few weeks ago and I'm kind of regretting it. There's pictures of me with the beard and of me without the beard on my profile (Hint: I'm the one who ISN'T Paul Gilbert or John Petrucci).

If you say "grow it back different" please bear in mind that hair doesn't really grow in the general Fu Manchu area of my face or on the top half of my chin.
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#2
There's no way you will be able to top Petrucci's so you should just give up.
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#3
Watch me.
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#4
I thought you said back beard at first. Do that instead, TS.
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#5
I wish I could grow mine back. My job requires me to be clean shaven unfortunately.


Hopefully I can find a new job soon.
#6
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I wish I could grow mine back. My job requires me to be clean shaven unfortunately.


Hopefully I can find a new job soon.

What's your job? Military or something?
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#7
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What's your job? Military or something?



I work for a security company. So not really, but kind of.
#8
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I work for a security company. So not really, but kind of.

So you're a moderator in real life, too?
#9
Looks that way
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#10
I honestly can't even tell that you have a beard in either of those pictures.

I mean, in the one with Paul Gilbert there's some stuff on your chin. I can't tell if that's fuzz or if that's shadow. TBH if that's all you can manage at this point you ought to just not worry about it for a while.
#11
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I honestly can't even tell that you have a beard in either of those pictures.

I mean, in the one with Paul Gilbert there's some stuff on your chin. I can't tell if that's fuzz or if that's shadow. TBH if that's all you can manage at this point you ought to just not worry about it for a while.


Like I said, i can't grow hair on the top half of my chin. I can however do a mustache, sideburns, and a chin curtain.
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#13
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So you're a moderator in real life, too?



Of course. I wouldn't have it any other way.
#15
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Goatees are ugly.

I disagree with everything in your post, sig included.
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#16
I don't know; with your skinny face and glasses, I'm not sure you could wield a beard and 'tache without looking like a paedophile.
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#17
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You're pretty batshit insane, ain't ya?


Either that or a very good troll.



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#19
go grizzly adams. BTW, are you old enough to have facial hair?
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#20
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go grizzly adams. BTW, are you old enough to have facial hair?


I'm 16 but my school has no dress code and our humor magazine is called the Mustache Gazette so yes. Plus, I've been shaving since I was 13.
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#21
Could you have possibly posted lower resolution pictures? Looking for your beard in those pictures was like this:

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#22
Grow a beard identical to either Gilbert or Petrucci, then track them down and take another picture with them.
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#23
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Goatees are ugly.


troll detection eminent.

id grow it after you get some hair on the upper. without the upper it sucks. :/
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#24
What's up with all the beard threads lately?

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#26
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you can grow a full beard?


Like I've been saying, I can't grow a fu manchu / handlebar/full goatee yet but everything else is fine
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#27
I don't know how to break this to you bud, but you don't have a beard in either of those pictures.
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#28
I say grow a circle beard. Sporting one atm.

Being ahead of the curve pubertywise is fun.
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#30
Which reminds me - this is the first time I've seen the joke option get about half of the vote.
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#31
Why so many should I _________ my beard threads??
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