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#1
Why is it that I'm about the only male I know who prefers cats to dogs?

I think they are majestic creatures that deserve respect

Dogs spend their time trying desperately to win your attention and are easily bossed around. In humans, this behaviour is just loserish. Cats are the opposite

I do not understand why any man would prefer a dog to a cat
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#2
I love cats.

I hate dogs.

I'm a male.
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#3
I love cats, don't mind dogs but cats are mint

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#7
I'm sure cats are glad you feel that way about them.

I personally love cats. They are all unique creatures. But unfortunately, they are all neurotic in some way. Even the most docile ones are batshit crazy sometimes. I mean, have you ever tried to bathe a cat? Nothing to write home about.
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I love cats.

I hate dogs.

I'm a male.
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#9
Dogs are pack animals, they are loyal and know how to socialise.

Cats are solitary, which means they are lame. Honestly, If cat's could talk, they would be complete jerks.
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#11
Dogs are great in media, like in Dead to Rights, Shadow is a ****ing amazing dog, i'd love a dog like him.
Sadly, in reality dogs are annoying shitheads that don't know when to shut up.

Cats are lovely.
#12
Cats are a huge waste of time. They ignore you unless they want something, and make your house smell like shit.
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Cats are lovely.

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#15
I really trained my dog to hunt every cat that's in our garden.
cat-plush toys are useful =)
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I really trained my dog to hunt every cat that's in our garden.
cat-plush toys are useful =)

And this is why I believe most dog owners are pretty stupid actually.
#18
i prefer dogs because i have one, but i really like cats too but only when their hair is not falling from them too much!.
#19
I own a dog, and he's awesome and I love him and everything, but I just prefer cats in general.
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#20
Cats are the best; I'll fuck up anyone who doesn't agree.
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#21
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#22
I really dont like cats. You can never tell what they are thinking. I don't trust that. They sit on you and then dig their claws in. You could be stroking them, and then they turn round and claw your eyes out for no reason.

They crap in other people's gardens, and they fight each other at 2 in the morning.

Dog's are awesome.
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#24
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Dogs spend their time trying desperately to win your attention and are easily bossed around.

Dogs work for your respect, cats think they deserve it automatically.

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#27
My cat follows me around like a dog, and soon as I sit down he`s curled up on my lap purring. He makes no mess & is generally awesome. My brother has 2 dogs, pretty much everthing in his house has been distroyed, you cant leave them alone for a second or they will raise hell & they always stink too.
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#29
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No they are not. Houses with cats smell horrible and most of my friends have offered to exchange their cats for my dog.

#30
I LOVE CATS!!!!!!

They make the world go round!

Dogs are cute too.
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#32
Cat's are badass.
The people who say "Cat's don't care about you, they only care about what you give them" obviously haven't bonded with a cat (that didn't mean to sound as gay as it did), I've had...I think four cats in my life time, five if you count one that I don't remember cos I was too young and only one of them have been cold towards me, and that's cos it was abused or something so was scared of people.
Each one of them has liked me, like, not just cos I can give it food.

Dogs are okay by me, but I couldn't own one, they're just always on, it'd be like having a girlfriend who was constantly trying to stick her mouth round your crotch. It's cool every now and then but it's just too much for the whole time.
It wouldn't be so bad if the Dog just accepted if you didn't want to play with it, but they always look so hurt if you turn them down and keep trying.
If a cat like, rolls about for you to play with it, if you don't it'll just be like "A'ight." and drift into sleep like the badass it is.

Devin Townsend said it right
"I prefer cats to dogs because the relationship is conditional, and I can deal with that, they're so arrogant, when I kick one of my lap it's like "Yeah, whatever, I'm comin' back, dick.", but with like dogs it's like "You've hurt mee", and I'm like "I've got not time or the patience to deal with hurt feelings" and I'm like "ARRGH""

And that whole "Cats make your house smell", that's pure bollocks, cat's are clean animals (unless you're retarded enough to let it shit in the house, but then, that wouldn't be specific to cats) who don't thrive off getting dirty while putting balls in it's mouth.

Face it cats are better, the way I've awkwardly worded things prove it. >_>

To sum up, Cat's are good.
Dog's are alright.
#33
I've pretty much done that with all my cats. Except I don't prefer one animal over another, I sort of love them all for different reasons. Call me weird.

Oh, except for insects. Insects can go straight to hell.
#34
Dogs are way to much hassle for me and cats are awesome. They have their own toilet which would be extra awesome if it could flush instead of being a box of gravel. If you make an effort cats will be the most loyal pet imaginable.

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#36
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No they are not. Houses with cats smell horrible and most of my friends have offered to exchange their cats for my dog.



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#38
Punk_Ninja, you clearly don't know many dogs if you think they are always on. Only a few breeds are very energetic, and most others accept chilling out on their own.

Edit: Ok, from all the posts in this thread, I think we can make a conclusion that we will all agree on.

Cats are for lazy people and can be affectionate, but it's not their nature to be.

Dogs are for people that are willing to put some effort into taking care of them and are usually more affectionate and loyal. And who said they can't be cute or funny? Of course they can. There's this smile that my dog and a few others put on after they went for a walk or any other type of exercise that I always laugh at.
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#39
Having lots of dogs = a pack. Probably used to hunt big awesome stuff like bears.

Having lots of cats = Usually means owner is batshat crazy.

Also,

Man living alone with cat as pet = gay.

Man living alone with dog as pet = less gay than the effeminate guy down the road with the cat.

I mean, if you want a pet that does nothing get a fish or something. I don't mind cats, but i can't take a cat for a walk, or play with a cat (other than that retarded game where they just bat at you).

I've got a chocolate Labrador, he's asleep by my feet now. No hassle. When I want to go for a walk, he's always ready.

I think there's a reason men are more inclined towards dogs. It probably has something to do with mans domestication of canines in the early days as they were used for hunting.

I guess more of today's typical males care more about their appearance and what they smell like. And prefer cats too...
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#40
I've only ever had cats and each one of them has been different. People cant say cats only do stuff for food probably haven't had a cat that's really liked them. One of the cats I have now comes and sits on your knee to keep you company, the other one goes off and sleeps on the bed and only gets up when it wants to go outside or have food.

My aunty has two dogs and two cats. She had the two cats first and they used to be really nice cats and always came and sat on your knee when you were there and everything. Then they got the two dogs and the cats are petrified of them, they spend all day either on top of the fridge where my uncle built two shelves for them, or outside as far away from the dogs as they can. The dogs are constantly running about or play fighting or wanting to go on a walk or jumping up at your face trying to get you to play with them, constantly seeking attention, whereas any cat I've had just sits and waits, it doesn't try to make you play with them, just waits until you can be bothered or whatever.

^ sure you can play with a cat, buy ping pong balls and throw them down the stairs and watch them run after it, or throw them against the walls and they'll be confused and jumping around everywhere. Its fun.
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