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im locked out my house (no key mums out) sitting in a shed with nothing but a t shirt trousers a backpack a thin small matress thingy im usuing for warmth this laptop (low power) and a few bikes wtf should i do?
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#3
Stay there until someone gets home and unlocks the door maybe?
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#4
Contact someone you know using your laptop
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#8
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knock at the neighbours?


+1

Or try your friends?

EDIT: Dig the garden. Your mum will apprieciate it. Plant some potatoes ect.
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#9
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Just ask yourself "What Would MacGyver Do".


GODDAMMIT I was gonna say that!

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srsly.


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#12
get on your bike and go to a friends
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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#13
Use the Pick Lock skill, if you fail, try again 'til you roll high enough to unlock the door and advance further.
#15
climb down the chimney
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#16
Put on Judas Priest's "Metalworks" compilation.

It makes everything OK.
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#17
btw its 9pm
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RIP Ronnie James Dio


Fendi Shoes is actually extremely advantageous.
#19
cycle to your friends house?
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The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#20
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btw its 9pm


Put on Judas Priest's "Metalworks" compilation.

REALLY LOUDLY.

It makes everything OK.
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#22
Learn to keep a spare key somewhere to avoid situations like this in the future.

serious question though how long have you got to wait? If it's like an hour go to a neighbour's/friends, if it's like, a week, you're fucked.
#27
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
do you really think TS has a torsion wrench hanging around?


I forgot step one: make a torsion wrench out of spare parts of the bikes and laptop.

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#28
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I forgot step one: make a torsion wrench out of spare parts of the bikes and laptop.


Thats actually possible.

wow, you opened my eyes EddyPT.
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#29
Use the bikes to throw through your window so you can climb in your window easily... then get the keys inside to open the door so you can get your bag and laptop without the hassle of trying to push everything through the window with you!
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#31
Check to see if any of he windows are unlocked.

This is the second thing you should of done. First would be to check the doors.
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#32
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You can come to my place, man.


England to Alabama?

Free candy for him?
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#33
Quote by EddyPT
I forgot step one: make a torsion wrench out of spare parts of the bikes and laptop.



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#34
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Ask a guitar forum for help

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#37
Fap.

It's the only way bro.
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You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

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#38
power the laptop with the bike and watch porn
now extra flamey
#39
are you still alive?
"Google Images is useless. I used it once to search for a photo of farm equipment and it showed me twenty thousand pictures of horse dicks."
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