Berlin 'cannibal' restaurant calls for diners to donate body parts for menu

#2
The menu is bad to the bone

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people wanted to know what they taste like since the beginning of time
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it's fake. No way they'd let something like that open over here. There is no government regulated human flesh "production", and as such cannot be sold publicly. It's nothing but a hoax/publicity stunt/joke.


EDIT: ooooh okay, this is some kind of spiritual restaurant thingy, and they're pretending to actually want human flesh as a publicity stunt
Even though it's based on a cannibalistic spiritual ritual, they are not going to be serving human flesh.

that's actually pretty clever advertising
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#6
It is Germany... I stand by the principal that i will never eat another person unless there's some apocalyptic scenario, im gonna starve, and they're a dick head.
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*random fact alert*
Apparently, Human tastes most similar to pork, due to their internal body structure and organs being almost exactly the same.
#9
Don't order the sausage.
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#11
The online campaign by Flime in Berlin has called for diners to "donate any part of their body".

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#13
It it means I can finally watch that film without anybody telling me there's a twist at the end and without getting arrested this time, count me in!
This will start a RIOT! in me
#14
I have always wanted to know what human tastes like.

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#17
Sounds good, I'd like to try out a variety of people. Obese, McDonalds fed people vs. Vegetarians, for a start.
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#18
I don't think this is real, I really think something is afoot

Sorry, that pun was headless of me.


No really, it's quite exquisite, so it'll cost an arm and a leg to eat there.
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#19
Well I do like a meal with plenty of body, but I do wonder what applying entrails.
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#20
I like how most of the posts in this thread are tongue in cheek.

Finally a chance for the eternal virgins to eat pussy.

Edit: I've got to hand it to the Germans, they know how to stir things up.


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#22
OK this was hard to get my head around.
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#24
I've always wanted to taste human flesh... Am I a minority?
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#28
Wow, finally i might be able to eat a persons delicate juicy insides without getting in trouble with the law.

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#29
I bet vegetarians taste gamey.

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