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We aren't really going to crash we just wanted to scare you shitless.

How angry would you be? I'd be pissed.
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#3
I'd have found it funny if it had happened to me
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I'd have found it funny if it had happened to me

You've just been told your plane is going to crash. You panic. You find out it's not really going to crash. You laugh?
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#5
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You've just been told your plane is going to crash. You panic. You find out it's not really going to crash. You laugh?

That nervous laugh you have where you're still a bit anxious.

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#6
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You've just been told your plane is going to crash. You panic. You find out it's not really going to crash. You laugh?

Yeah... People make mistakes, no need to get pissed about it!
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#7
I would be extremely relieved. I also wouldn't really be that angry. The dude made a mistake. As long as nobody had a heart attack or anything, it shouldn't be that much of a problem. Steps should be taken to avoid making the same mistake in the future, though.
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#8
Imagine someone grabs the nearest hot chick and humps her furiously while screaming "I'm going to die while having sex, fooooock ya", and then the captain apologizes.


Awkward.
#9
I don't know, it seems like a serious mood booster. Think about it, for like 20 seconds you're all like "NOOOOOO, I"M A GONNA DIIEEEEE!!". But then you realize you're okay, so the rest of the day you're like "Being alive kicks ass".

I really wouldn't be upset.
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I'd be more pissed if they didn't tell me we were about to crash.


No you wouldn't, you'd be dead.


Isn't that reassuring?
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#16
Crew played an announcement in English warning of turbulence, followed by one in French saying the crew was preparing for an emergency landing about twenty minutes into the flight, the newspaper reported.
that ones even better. The French are freaking the fuck out and everyone else is like, "Its just turbulence bro, slow your roll."
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#17
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No you wouldn't, you'd be dead.


Isn't that reassuring?


I'd be pissed off for a very short amount of time.
#18
I'd be pissed they thought it was so likely, they pre-recorded a message for it.


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#19
I heard about this earlier today. I think I would have deplaned and then waited for the crew to exit, and clocked the one with the biggest grin.
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I'd be pissed they thought it was so likely, they pre-recorded a message for it.

They have several dozens of prerecorded messages to terrify you with.
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#22
TBH, the real question is: Would I freak out before I looked out the window to see if we were actually dropping altitude? Probably not.

I wouldn't be mad. People make mistakes.
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#23
I understand why they have the "pull up", "altitude", "terrain" ect. messages for the pilots but whats the point of something telling the passengers they're gonna crash. I mean if I was on a plane that suddenly rolled or took a nose dive it'd be pretty easy to figure out that everythings not alright.
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#24
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I understand why they have the "pull up", "altitude", "terrain" ect. messages for the pilots but whats the point of something telling the passengers they're gonna crash. I mean if I was on a plane that suddenly rolled or took a nose dive it'd be pretty easy to figure out that everythings not alright.


It alerts them to put on their life vests and adopt the brace position.

The plane wouldn't have to roll in the slightest. Multiple engine failure/fuel shortage etc could create the need for a controlled ditch (water landing).

The pilots have the prerecorded message so they don't spend their time hanging on to the press-to-talk button whilst going through the ditch checklist, which is long and detailed.
#27
I bet the conversation with the pilot afterwards went something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15QfSAY6azw

first two minutes of that video
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#28
I'd have been to busy excreting copious amounts of fecal matter into my pants to have a real reaction.
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#29
If I were that pilot, I'd have crashed anyway to avoid the embarrassment.
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