#1
Sup.

So tonight I'm going on a party bus trip around town. I have to dress as something that begins with the first letter of my name. My name begins with a J.


I thought about Jesus. Do you reckon I'll be able to get into clubs?
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What do you look like?
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Sure. But get ready for them all to expect you to make wine all night.
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Check up on the nightclub's website and look at the dress code.
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Yeah some classy nightclubs don't let people wearing sandals in.

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Check up on the nightclub's website and look at the dress code.

Who the fuck is going to say "no" to Jesus??????
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Who the fuck is going to say "no" to Jesus??????

If it was up to me, I'd let him in for free, but most bouncers (in my experience) are dicks.
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If it was up to me, I'd let him in for free, but most bouncers (in my experience) are dicks.

They'd be laughing to hard to form any coherent sounds.
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I they would guess if the place you're going to doesn't have a dress code, or if there are going to be loads of people there in fancy dress. A lot of bars/clubs around here don't let you in unless you're wearing a proper shirt/shoes/trousers though.

I'm sure you'll be allowed in somewhere.
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I think it would be a lot more fun to walk through area churches on Sunday morning dressed as Jesus. In one door and out the other.
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I think it would be a lot more fun to walk through area churches on Sunday morning dressed as Jesus. In one door and out the other.

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