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#2
no... and I think you'd know if you got struck by lightning, so did you or didn't you...
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#3
i think you would know if you did, because youd prbably be dead or in critical condition
If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

ikuisesti hallussa surua,
pienentynyt enkeli, ottaa minuun,
johtaa minut tämän arvokkaan valoa,
ja ikuiseen pimeyteen.
#4
I am Zeus. I createt lightning.
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#5
i thinks ts is high, very, very high
If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

ikuisesti hallussa surua,
pienentynyt enkeli, ottaa minuun,
johtaa minut tämän arvokkaan valoa,
ja ikuiseen pimeyteen.
#7
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i thinks ts is high, very, very high

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#9
Nah nah, you guys are taking this way to literally. Have you ever just been bolted by some girl you never expected to show up in your life somehow? Instant? Just head over heels 0-60 in like 3.2 seconds when you least expected it?
#10
Quote by Rt1Rebel
Nah nah, you guys are taking this way to literally. Have you ever just been bolted by some girl you never expected to show up in your life somehow? Instant? Just head over heels 0-60 in like 3.2 seconds when you least expected it?

Why didn't you just say that?
#11
Quote by Rt1Rebel
Nah nah, you guys are taking this way to literally. Have you ever just been bolted by some girl you never expected to show up in your life somehow? Instant? Just head over heels 0-60 in like 3.2 seconds when you least expected it?

no, i think your not taking this literally enough lightning abounds!
If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

ikuisesti hallussa surua,
pienentynyt enkeli, ottaa minuun,
johtaa minut tämän arvokkaan valoa,
ja ikuiseen pimeyteen.
#12
You should be inside her by now, homes. What the hell are you doing here?
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#14
It wouldn;t be a great thread title? I pretty much assumed that everyone knew the slang. Once again, I overestimate the youth of America.
#15
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Nah nah, you guys are taking this way to literally. Have you ever just been bolted by some girl you never expected to show up in your life somehow? Instant? Just head over heels 0-60 in like 3.2 seconds when you least expected it?

Dude, you believe Jeremy Clarkson.

A top fuel drag car will do 0-300 in 3 seconds. Ignore Clarkson.
#17
No, but my dad's friend was struck by lightning twice, on two separate occasions. Don't think it really had much of an effect on him.
#18
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No, but my dad's friend was struck by lightning twice, on two separate occasions. Don't think it really had much of an effect on him.

same with me does he live in Virginia (no, i don't really think it's the same guy)?
#19
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Dude, you believe Jeremy Clarkson.

A top fuel drag car will do 0-300 in 3 seconds. Ignore Clarkson.


I don't know who Clarkson is, but if he's the dude that sings the praise of a 4 wheel drive over an 8 second ride, he's on my short list of idiots.

I am aware of the capabilities of a dragstrip car, I just wanted to leave it to street car analogies for now.
#20
Quote by Rt1Rebel
It wouldn;t be a great thread title? I pretty much assumed that everyone knew the slang. Once again, I overestimate the youth of America.


What? If I asked someone "Have you ever been struck by lightning?" I would not expect them to say "Yeah, I met this girl one time and..." Maybe provide a little more context next time so people don't get confused by directly answering your question.

And no to either of the questions. I think it'd be interesting to be struck by lightning (literally) though.
#21
Quote by Rt1Rebel
I don't know who Clarkson is, but if he's the dude that sings the praise of a 4 wheel drive over an 8 second ride, he's on my short list of idiots.

I am aware of the capabilities of a dragstrip car, I just wanted to leave it to street car analogies for now.

He is that idiot. He is a damn good writer though. Did you know rugby was voted most dangerous sport? Anyone who believes that has never seen a serious traction problem in drag racing.
#23
Odds are something like 700,000 to 1. I wonder if we even have that many users here?
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#24
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Odds are something like 700,000 to 1. I wonder if we even have that many users here?


Funny you should mention that. The odds of winning a million dollar lottery are roughly 8 times worse. No shortage of buyers though. < nice pun, eh?
#25
Quote by stratdud39
same with me does he live in Virginia (no, i don't really think it's the same guy)?

That'd be so freaky. o.O But no, he lives in Mass.
#26
Yes. I have been struck by lightning.
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#27
Woah Wait, your talking about a girl, well in that case, still no, thought I did once, turned out to be a hoar...

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Violets are bitchin'
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#29
I try not to fall for people too quickly.

Sexually, it's been like that though. I'm a horny bastard. I'll fuck everyone in your house on a good night.
#30
Quote by Rt1Rebel
Nah nah, you guys are taking this way to literally. Have you ever just been bolted by some girl you never expected to show up in your life somehow? Instant? Just head over heels 0-60 in like 3.2 seconds when you least expected it?

... and we would have made this connection without further explanation in the OP how?

also sounds like you are friendzoned, abort!
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#34
Do you know that you have a better chance of winning the lottery, than being struck by lightning? You know what this mean? You're really damn lucky.
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#36
Hmm...the L is capitalized, like it's a name or something. Is it the name of the penis that just slapped across your face, hence why you are giggling like a little school girl?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#37
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my dad got electrocuted a couple times. he's an electrician.


So, he's died on two occasions?
Wait.



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#38
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Do you know that you have a better chance of winning the lottery, than being struck by lightning? You know what this mean? You're really damn lucky.


No, that's wrong. You have roughly an 8 times better chance of being actually struck by real lightening than winning more than a million dollar lottery. You have a far better chance that some girl just calls you out of the blue and you live happily ever after. In poverty in your trailer, just ****ing your life away.
#39
I haven't, but a friend of mine did.


...And then I used a Max Revive.
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#40
Quote by LezPaulEpiphone
So, he's died on two occasions?


Electrocution =/= Death.

You're stupid if you really believe that.
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