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...to be exact, half-inside the house since it's hanging off my window. I live in an apartment on the 4th floor so I have no idea how it got up here. I think it's some kind of python.

It looks something like this (and no, I don't have a pic because I can't find my USB conncetor):

What should I do? It's like midnight here and no one else is home. Should I just push it back out the window or would it attack me if I did that?
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Last edited by guitarxo at Aug 28, 2010,
#2
baseball bat > snake
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#3
Molotov cocktail, it's the only way TS.
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baseball bat > snake

Gun>Baseball bat>snake.
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#9
lol 4th floor? Push its ass out the window.
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#11
I prefer "There's a snake in my boot".
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#12
I don't have guns, Molotov cocktails, or baseball bats in my house...and it looks like it's 10 feet long so it'd be too heavy to push

I do like snakes though
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#13
How big is this snake we are talking about?

Don't try to touch it with your bare hands if it is a python they can be quite snappy sometimes. Try taking a broom and pushing it back out the window.


EDIT: 10 Feet? And you are in Singapore right?
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#14
dickslap it out the window then.
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#16
There's a motherf*cking snake in your motherf*cking appartment?
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#17
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I don't have guns, Molotov cocktails, or baseball bats in my house...and it looks like it's 10 feet long


Call animal control. Or take the sensible route and shove it out the window with a broom.
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#18
poke with pencil, if that thing gets in your house you will die.
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#19
Quote by guitarxo
I don't have guns, Molotov cocktails, or baseball bats in my house...and it looks like it's 10 feet long so it'd be too heavy to push

I do like snakes though

Then TS, I'm afraid there's only one thing you can do, and it involves this guy
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#20
animal control?
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#22
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Will it die if I shove it out the window? I don't want to hurt it...


probs.
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#23
just put your pants back on.
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#24
Pythons can be aggressive depending on the particular species but you could probably pick it up if you hold it directly behind the head. Pythons aren't venomous but they have hundreds of teeth so getting bit would be a bitch...
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HOLY SHIT 0:
call animal control
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#29
This should help. I'm the Crawling King Snake
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#31
Two words, fried snake.
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#32
If you listened to Bear Grylls you'd know how to deal with situation..

Just like everything else Bear does.. Get naked. It's the only way to survive.
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#35
Don't try pushing it out. Pythons are heavy (the big ones can be up to 500 lbs), and they're much stronger than you. If you don't know what you're doing, it could kill you.

Call animal control, and just watch it to make sure it doesn't get in the house.
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#36
You like snakes? Go to the pet store, get a tank, a couple of rats, a heat lamp and some bedding. Free snake!!!
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#38
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You like snakes? Go to the pet store, get a tank, a couple of rats, a heat lamp and some bedding. Free snake!!!

It's a reticulated python.....I don't think she wants that as a pet.
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#39
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We need pics for proof...


I took one but I can't find my USB connector.

I would love a snake as a pet but offthewall is right, definitely not this one

And wtf animal control isn't picking up...
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