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#6
Great post TS.

Much appreciated.
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#8
a lot of these are very helpful. nice job TS.
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#12
I've been having an acne problem lately, and with school in two days I am going to try that towel trick.
#13
The elevator one is ****ing evil. Will use always.
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#15
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I've been having an acne problem lately, and with school in two days I am going to try that towel trick.



...I'm going to try it to >_>
#16
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Does it actually work?


I myself have never tried it, but I hear that it is for emergency services (police, medics etc.) to use to get to a certain floor faster.
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#17


Don't judge me based on its source >_>
Some of them are pretty good tips.

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#18
the lift one will be great for getting to my floor in halls, hope it works
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#19
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I myself have never tried it, but I hear that it is for emergency services (police, medics etc.) to use to get to a certain floor faster.


The tallest building ever is 20 minutes away from my house. I'm gonna have some fun...
#20
Quote by Vitor_vdp
The tallest building ever is 20 minutes away from my house. I'm gonna have some fun...

if pressing the floor you want to go to and the door close button doesnt work, try the floor you want to go to the floor you are on and door open all at once
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#22
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1) on education hacks could potentially lead someone to plagiarise.


How so?
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#23
Watch out with the essay one. I've had professors that specifically stated that your paper will still be late even if they can't open the file.
#25
Quote by rock.freak667
How so?

If an argument in a paper is made from multiple sources and you make a similar/the same claim using those sources to back you up instead of saying 'Jacob argues...' and referencing that paper, that's plagiarism.

I've referenced a reference a paper has given me before instead of the reference, but you can't do it in such a way that you're actually ripping off someone's work.
#26
Quote by Craigo
If an argument in a paper is made from multiple sources and you make a similar/the same claim using those sources to back you up instead of saying 'Jacob argues...' and referencing that paper, that's plagiarism.

I've referenced a reference a paper has given me before instead of the reference, but you can't do it in such a way that you're actually ripping off someone's work.


So if in a paper, you read (by author B) "Author A makes the claim that...", in your report you will need to say "Author B makes the claim, based on reading Author A's work, that..."?
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#28
@Craigo --and everyone else: Just use one (or more) of these free internet plagiarism checkers, and edit the plagiarized parts. Simple as pie.
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#29
That 4chan top 100 list is awesome. Can't wait to try some of these out.
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#30
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That "buy you more time" one is genius.

Yeah except not really. Any good professor will still deem your paper late even with technical issues (i.e. printer out of ink; printer suddenly broken; file won't open; etc.).


EDIT: Misc. #2 is awesome. I can't believe I've never thought of that.
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#31
Quote by rock.freak667
So if in a paper, you read (by author B) "Author A makes the claim that...", in your report you will need to say "Author B makes the claim, based on reading Author A's work, that..."?

No, just proclaim that said argument is someone else's. No need to talk on their reading unless you're critically examining them.
#32
Here's another one:

If you need to buy an extra week or so to pay your bills, send a defective check. Rub the check with a magnet to void the magnified ink on the check. During processing in the bank, the check will have to go through many levels of management before they deem it defective, but you'll already have been considered paying on time.

Learned that one in my accounting class.

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#33
Quote by Xiaoxi
Here's another one:

If you need to buy an extra week or so to pay your bills, send a defective check. Rub the check with a magnet to void the magnified ink on the check. During processing in the bank, the check will have to go through many levels of management before they deem it defective, but you'll already have been considered paying on time.

Learned that one in my accounting class.

I definitely will keep this one in mind. Thanks.
#35
Also, this reminds me of Sprint's do-things-faster campaign, where they showed you how to take your shirt off faster and whatnot, I wish I had that link again...they showed me how to tie my shoes quite quickly.

And thank you for the clarity Craigo.
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#36
Quote by Vitor_vdp
Does it actually work?

It's never worked whenever I've tried it.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#38
Love these threads. Although they do kinda suck on UG . I'll dump some good ones as soon as I can.
#40
The assignment one will really help me in a week's time
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