Poll: What area would you protect?
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View poll results: What area would you protect?
Crotch
26 39%
Head
23 34%
other
18 27%
Voters: 67.
#1
...So here's a hypothetical situation I've been thinking about.

You have an incoming projectile going straight in your direction, and will most likely hit you. This projectile won't kill you, but it will cause extreme and severe pain. You only have enough time to cover yourself with your hands. Would you protect your crotch area, or your head?
#3
i voted crotch, but i concur with the two hands guy
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#4
Gotta think of the future generation. I'll protect my happy sack to ensure that I can have smart children to take care of me after I get brain damage.
#5
Duck? Seriously, the last thing I would do is just stand there and cover myself.
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#8
I read somewhere that the head heals faster, so crotch.
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#12
i would punch the missile
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#14
I think I would do that thing where both arms and hands cover my face but I turn a little away from the thing blocking my nuts. Kind of like the heisman trophy pose.
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#17
Projectile, huh?
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#19
Well, in this hypothetical situation, assuming blocking said projectile with your hand will apparently cancel out the extreme pain it's suppose to cause then cover your goddamn head. Think about it men, you can't use your penor if there's nothing left upstairs.
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#22
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I'd probably protect my head and turn my body so my crotch isn't exposed.


That is the most likely scenario. Your head is quite vulnerable.
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#23
Tuck and roll. If I've got enough time to cover myself, then there's more then enough time duck on move out of the way.
#24
Ok, so what if this thing doesn't end up hitting your head or crotch? What if it slams into your stomach? You're effed...that's what. So...I'd cover wherever that things headed for.
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#27
Step to the side.

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#29
i think the OP should be changed to simply ask "If you had to choose, would you rather be hit in the head or the crotch? Assume the hit will be extremely painful either way, but not fatal."

ts needs to think through his hypothetical questions better. in answer to the actual original post - it depends on what's hitting me and where it looks like it will hit.

in answer to what the OP should have said - I'd rather be hit in the head than in the balls.
#30
I've had four concussions in my lifetime, and I can safely say you would rather take a blow to the balls.
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#32
I would report this pathetic thread.
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#33
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I'd probably protect my head and turn my body so my crotch isn't exposed.


thats not a 100% foolproof idea
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#37
Id take a hit to the balls. **** getting hit in the head, if Im retarded as shit I wont be able to **** anyways.
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