#1
More or less, I'm a senior this year, and in fun nature was "tagged" with window paint and such..

Trying to find a shocking, mostly safe, form of payback to pull off tonight and would love to hear the demented thoughts of UG's only, Pit!
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#3
Get some industrial shrinkwrap, when they sleep, wrap them to the bed. They can't be released until they piss themselves.
#4
Wrap their car in saran wrap.
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#10
Conveniently enough, i found this lurking the local craigslist ads today...
http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/zip/1923561234.html
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#19
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Conveniently enough, i found this lurking the local craigslist ads today...
http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/zip/1923561234.html



Sadly, This link won't pull up on my browser.... But! it did spark the idea to put her car on craigslist (for $150) im guessing thats where it was going anyways haha

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/1925854651.html

Be my guest pit

pandasxsharpies, you made my day XP
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☻/ This is bob, copy paste him on
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#21
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What happens if they turn the lights on and look first?

You're no fun.
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#22
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What happens if they turn the lights on and look first?

Well then it just takes one swift karate chop and your new name is Lucy.
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#23
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Sadly, This link won't pull up on my browser.... But! it did spark the idea to put her car on craigslist (for $150) im guessing thats where it was going anyways haha

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/1925854651.html

Be my guest pit

pandasxsharpies, you made my day XP



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#25
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Blowjob.

Glory holes.
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#26
Scrub several public toilets with their toothbrushes.

Wait till the next day.

Say "Your breath stinks. You brush your teeth today?!"

When they insist they have, tell them.

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#28
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Scrub several public toilets with their toothbrushes.

Wait till the next day.

Say "Your breath stinks. You brush your teeth today?!"

When they insist they have, tell them.



#29
A friendly update to the pit!

from the initial beginning tag:

She tagged me, again.

She recieved a mass amount of calls about her car from craigslist

She kindly attempted to rap my lincoln up in seran wrap and put maxi pads all over my truck.

next plan of action is to tag her's tonight (covering every inch of every window)

and then tomorrow morning, while she is at marching practice, i plan to seran wrap her entire car, tape a sold sign on it, and a packing slip to ontario..

but i still need something that will take the cake.... pit?
N*GGERF*GGOT!

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#30
here is what you do: take a plastic bottle, put a ton of aluminum foil balls in it, then you dump toilet bowl cleaner in it. shake well then stick it in that bastards car window. he will wish he never ****ed with you.
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#31
I noticed it's a she.

Rape? The look on her face will be PRICELESS!
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#34
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dude, dick knob. How many more times.


I am not dick knobbing.... as funny and original as it may be, no... she is technically related to me... haha
N*GGERF*GGOT!

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him in your signature and help
(")_(") him on his way to world domination.

☻/ This is bob, copy paste him on
/▌ your signature so he can take
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#35
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I am not dick knobbing.... as funny and original as it may be, no... she is technically related to me... haha


I'm yet to hear a reason against dick knob...
#36
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I'm yet to hear a reason against dick knob...


Not very enthused on my cousin grabbing my wang.... I may be from oklahoma, but no
N*GGERF*GGOT!

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him in your signature and help
(")_(") him on his way to world domination.

☻/ This is bob, copy paste him on
/▌ your signature so he can take
/ \ over UG.
#37
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Not very enthused on my cousin grabbing my wang.... I may be from oklahoma, but no

That's like turning down gay sex when you're Clay Aiken.

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#38
Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob, Dick knob. Any chance of a poll
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